Door mats

[left-of-center2012]

[eppur_se_muova]

1. I have the doormat version of this:

[Siwsan]

2. I wonder if anyone is selling one featuring the face of trump*

I would take great joy in scraping my feet across it, whether they be muddy, or not.

[left-of-center2012]

3. They're on google ... here's one

https://www.terapeak.com/worth/donald-trump-novelty-doormat-includes-free-dump-trump-bumper-sticker-funny-pol/252762883697/

[Siwsan]

5. Perfect!

Even if it is lacking the prerequisite gold leaf!

[rurallib]

7. would also make a good mat in a urinal

[TexasBushwhacker]

4. My doormat says "Got dirt?" N/t

[FakeNoose]

6. Along the same line but slightly different

Redneck Door Bell - Pennsylvanians find this funny.

[A HERETIC I AM]

8. Florida version of a doorbell ringer;

Floridians find this funny.

BTW, this is what a "ring and run" looks like;



Seems pretty pleased with himself.

[FakeNoose]

9. Woah - that beats a flaming bag of dog poo

[Kali]

10. hmmm isn't that what started the whole door buzzard brouhaha?

[Orrex]

12. .

[FSogol]

13. His wife says, it started because the upstairs neighbors.....

[blogslut]

11. PROTIP

Those spongy door mats/fatigue cushions that you can get at the discount store for $5 make for good cutting mats.