Friday Morning Slap-O-Rama: Who Would You Like To Smack The Sh!t Out Of Today?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

😡
I'll start with these two fools!

[bdtrppr6]

1. Aww Jeez, my list is a little long

Paul Ryan
Mitch McConnell
Tomi Lahren
Tom Price
Rex Tillerson
Scott Pruitt
Betsy DeVos
Steve Bannon
Steve Miller
Sean Hannity
et al

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. That could take a while! Bring a lunch and a friend or two!

[red dog 1]

8. Nice list!

I would add:
- President Twitler
- Mike Pence
- Rush Limbaugh
- Scott Baio
- Ted Nugent
- Michelle Bachmann
- Eric Cantor
- Bob Barr
- Paul Broun
- Sarah Palin
- Kanye West
- Clint Eastwood
- Kirstie Alley
- Ted Cruz
- Jon Voight
- Stephen Baldwin
- Charlie Sheen
- Gary Busey
- Loretta Lynn ("Trump has sold me. What more can I say&quot
- Mike Tyson
- Hulk Hogan
- Dennis Rodman
- Kid Rock
- Wayne Newton
- Johnny Damon
- Lou Ferrigno
- Chris Christie
- Rudolph Giuliani
- Ben Carson

[SonofDonald]

11. Just add one more

Some old wrinkly orange colored mouth breather that keeps showing up on the news every 25 minutes.

Plus his sons, and that pasty white Middle East peace expert that's sleeping with his daughter.

And that neck beard wearing gorka dude, him too.

There's more, but my hands starting to sting.

[hlthe2b]

3. Sebastian Gorga first...

the entire Trump cabal, including his two sons (especially the big-game hunting asshole)... Then right through the Breitbart, Faux news squads, most R members of House and Senate and on and on and on...

[Runningdawg]

4. Rogers County Sheriff Scott Walton

for hiring the murdering cop Betty Shelby.

[robertpaulsen]

5. This face was made for slapping

[red dog 1]

7. + 1

lol

[SonofDonald]

12. Yes indeed, made for slapping. N/ T

[smirkymonkey]

13. Actually, I think it was more like made for punching.

Sorry. A slap just isn't going to do it for this twit.

[Rhiannon12866]

14. +1000!

[Initech]

6. Pretty much everyone on the Alt Right.

Richard Spencer, Jack Posobiec, Mike Cernovich, that Google asshole, Julian Assange, the III%ers, the Oath Keepers, the Minute Men - these are Trump's useful idiots.

[red dog 1]

9. See replies # 1 and 8

(as well as your "two fools&quot

[rurallib]

10. Chuck and Dave, the Koch brothers!

[jmowreader]

15. Oh, how far we've fallen...

...when we make a list of people who need to be assaulted, and we get all the way to #15 before Martin Shkreli is on it.

May I also add "everyone who attended last night's Trump rally"?

[Iggo]

16. Nazis. (n/t)

[FSogol]

17. Anyone with a nazi haircut.