Did the first lawn mow of the season today.

[Tobin S.]

That's the only thing I do not like about spring and summer: yard work. I used to pay someone to do it, but decided last year I'd save the money and do it myself. I really needed to do that, too, both for my wallet and the exercise. Lord knows I'd rather just sit on the porch and drink beer, though.

[snooper2]

1. you are aware these exist right?

[Tobin S.]

2. My God! Why didn't I think of that. I'd be a millionaire, surely!

[snooper2]

3. well, I came up with an idea yesterday waiting for today's storms, car hail protector

was going to put 3" foam 1 foot square pieces and sew them between to pieces of material to cover car and protect from hail...


Of course, already exists-





Last summer was at the bar and came up with an idea for an app where you can control a vibrator anywhere in the World. you are in New York, wife is in Miami with vibrator connected to wifi and you control all settings, speeds, power on off, LOL

Already Fucking Exists

[Siwsan]

4. I was just 'touring the estate' to figure out when I'll have to do the first mowing

I have a HUGE double lot and a rider mower with a cup holder, so I'm all set. I'm thinking I'll be mowing in another week.

[furtheradu]

5. How 'bout an incentive program..?

What ever $ You used to pay Your mower - person, each time You mow, put that amount in a stash just for YOU. Buy YourSelf sumpin purdy!

Now You have Your can holder gadget, wear Your headphones with some goood tunes, & take a mental vacation while You mow.

[democrank]

6. Alrighty then. You're all practiced up.

Please come mow my snow. You could use the blades like a chipper. Snow chipper.

[WinkyDink]

7. I hate lawnmowers. Sounds like I'm in a flight path.

[LeftInTX]

8. I've got an electric. It's nice and quiet.

[WinkyDink]

9. Feel free to become my neighbor! :-)

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. I haven't mowed the lawn yet, but ...

I emptied the gas from the snowblower, and washed it. Some of the parts were rusted through, so have replacement parts ordered.

Maybe I'll get the lawnmower out and put some gas in it.

Winter is going.

[Quietman64]

11. Getting ready to mow

I'll be putting a new blade and changing oil and installing a air filter this weekend. Then following the handle of the mower this weekend. Now if I could just figure out how to turn the self propel mower in to a rc then I could mow in the lawn chair.

Q

[Brother Buzz]

12. Every time I mow the lawn....

[Rhiannon12866]

13. Yikes! A green puppy!

[Sunriser13]

14. Now you owe me a monitor!! LOLOL!!!