I'M INTOXICATED ASK ME ANYTHING DAMN IT

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GO ASK NOW

I'm READY

question booth closed am going to sleep now

[teezy]

1. What's your poison? n/t

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3. Cider beer and pink moscato WINE

BECAUSE FUCK YEAAAAAAH

[cilla4progress]

26. Did you graduate from

Montana State U because my daughter tells me
that fuck yeah is their motto?!

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27. I have never been west of the Carolinas

Been North and South in this timezone and never left it

[cilla4progress]

28. WHAT

the FUCK?!

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29. YEP

Been the Cozumel Mexico and Quebec Canada but never gone left or right

[cilla4progress]

35. Too funny!

Well, come on down! Or over! I'm in the true blue state of WASHINGTON, though in a rural red and dry region. Beautiful here!

[Lebam in LA]

2. LOL

I'm a little buzzed too and really want to oblige your request, but I'm too busy giggling about this post. Have no idea why

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5. I'm laughing too! AT NOTHING

[Frequent Ranter]

4. Is Bud wiser than Miller?

I asked Sam Adams, but he couldn't give me a decision.

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6. Fuck bud and fuck sam

fuck

[Warren DeMontague]

7. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A GREASY PORK SANDWICH, SERVED IN AN ASHTRAY

rip Bill Paxton

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8. I'm VEGAN

SO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Warren DeMontague]

10. I'm not sure veganism is the only hurdle, there

but you can't tell me you've never seen Weird Science. Sheesh! Kids today.

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15. I haven't

I'm a kid

[stopwastingmymoney]

17. You've got to see it, Fantastic

[Warren DeMontague]

33. I used to work in a video store, which is something else that used to exist once upon a time

I'm something of an expert on good shit to watch when buzzed. Ask me anything!

[Lebam in LA]

9. Ok, I've stopped giggling

What are you wearing?

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11. jeans, underwear, red shoes blue shirt.

I look like the american flag!

FUCK HYEAAAAAHHHH

[Lebam in LA]

12. Again, giggling

I must really must be a little more than buzzed. Thanks for the chuckles. I needed that

[sl8]

13. If you kids are gonna play strip poker again, I'm going to bed. n/t

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14. ewww grow up lol nt

[furtheradu]

34. You're still wearing SHOES? ! ?

Well, that's Your problem, right there.

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36. How else was I supposed to safely climb things outside?! Nt

[Generic Brad]

16. Does your belly slosh when you walk?

Because that is a cool sound effect.

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20. Not walking. no. nt

[stopwastingmymoney]

18. I sent you to the greatest page!

[littlemissmartypants]

19. Okay.

Why didn't you respond to my message?

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21. Which message? nt

[littlemissmartypants]

24. March 4, direct message...

Hi.
I am just checking on you. I hope you are doing well.
Happy Belated Birthday.

[steve2470]

22. um can you whistle really loudly when you're sober ?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW, damnit.

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23. well of course

but because im drunk i just tried doing so while intoxicated and I can do it then as well

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25. I'm going to bed now

[Docreed2003]

30. Booooo....hisssssss.....way to pee on the campfire!!!

Lol...rest well retro!

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31. It continues elsewhere HAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028902991

[Docreed2003]

32. Lol...I saw