A guy walks into a bar, sees a sign that says "Drink Free All Night if you Complete 3 Challenges"

[rug]

The guy asks the bartender what's the challenges. Bartender says, First, you gotta finish this 5 gallon jug of rum.

Second we got a croc out back with a tooth ache, you gotta pull its bad tooth.

Last, there is a beautiful lady upstairs that's never had an orgasm, give her one and all your drinks all night are free.

He accepts and gets to work. Takes him a while but he gets so shitfaced he can't taste the rum anymore and finishes it off.

He steps up from the bar and stumbles out back to look for the croc.

First everyone inside hears crashing and thuds and then the most horrible howls and screams you've ever heard. The screams and thuds and crashing around out back suddenly fall silent.

After a long silence the guy walks back in through the back door.

"Alright, I finished with the croc... Now where's the lady with a tooth ache?"

[In_The_Wind]

1. Good one.

[Mendocino]

2. Why do the French eat snails?

Because they don't like fast food.

[rug]

3. ha!

[a kennedy]

4. Told that one to my husband, the KING of jokes.....

and he was howling.......the best joke he's heard in a long time.....loved it.

[rug]

5. That is high praise.

And that's one of the least dirty jokes I know.

[a kennedy]

6. He's smooching you on the cheek. *giggling*

Best joke he's heard in a long time.

[mikita]

7. love it n/t