What I learned about Shark Week.

[Baitball Blogger]

There is something actually more frightening than sharks. I mean, more frighteningly bad.

"In Beast of the Bering Sea" you have actors doing a pretty good job of acting around a plot that revolves around a monster that looks like a grouper wearing a black vinyl trenchcoat. With that image in mind, imagine that, just prior to thrusting a long poisonous tail appendage, it spreads its arms out like, like a naked perv wearing a trenchcoat.

My heart bleeds for these actors. They deserve better.

[frogmarch]

1. Viewers do too.

As far as I know, at least this year Shark Week didn't include the mockumentaries about mermaids and the megalodon that capsized a fishing boat off the coast of S. Africa and ate all the passengers.

[clarice]

2. Would his victims be Groupies?nt