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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI think I'm gonna take a crap.
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5. IS THIS A COPYCAT THREAD? | |
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I think I'm gonna take a crap. (Original Post)
trof
Jul 2015
OP
In my own defense, I am deliberately wasting time until the washer cycle stops
lindysalsagal
Jul 2015
#3
valerief
(53,235 posts)1. I already did today. nt
Congrats.
valerief
(53,235 posts)9. I've been peeing like a race horse, too. nt
seveneyes
(4,631 posts)2. It could happen at any time
lindysalsagal
(20,785 posts)3. In my own defense, I am deliberately wasting time until the washer cycle stops
so I can put my laundry in the dryer before going out for the evening.
What's your excuse?
trof
(54,256 posts)8. I'm waiting for supper.
And killing time.
panader0
(25,816 posts)4. This shows that you still have a couple of things going on.
You're thinking, that's a good thing.
And apparently, you still have control of your bowels.
So you got that going for you.
(You don't take your laptop in there with you do you?)
trof
(54,256 posts)7. A good crap is always the beginning of a good day.
You can quote me on that.
panader0
(25,816 posts)10. A good wipe is essential too.
Oh, the potential discomfort.
seveneyes
(4,631 posts)6. Light fuse, get away
Skittles
(153,261 posts)11. you want I should kick your crapping ass, trof?
I......er...........maybe I will wait
olddots
(10,237 posts)12. if you can't take a crap take a nap
While you're waiting to crap ...
denbot
(9,901 posts)13. I say chug a cup of coffee.
Then get in your car and find a traffic jam. That will fix your procrastinating ass!
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)14. You're gonna need some TP.
Here's a fresh roll.
Throd
(7,208 posts)15. See how long you can hold it in.
If someone says your completely full of shit you can just nod with a knowing grin.
clarice
(5,504 posts)16. From whom? !!!??? nt
Ryano42
(1,577 posts)17. SHEESH!!!111 Another Bernie vs. Hillary thread!?!?