Daily Holidays - July 5

[Sherman A1]

National Apple Turnover Day On this day, enjoy this delicious American treat that was first discovered in the 19th century.

Apple turnovers are a pastry made by placing apple filling on a piece of dough, folding the dough over, sealing it, then baking them. Although most turnovers are baked, they can also be fried.

To celebrate National Apple Turnover Day, try our “tried and true” Apple Turnover recipe and share them with your family and friends! http://nationaldaycalendar.com/latest-posts/

Bikini Day Bikini Day is the anniversary of the invention of the bikini in 1946 by a Parisian fashion designer, Louis Reard. The goal of this holiday is to get to the closest beach, or find some cheap travel deals to the Philippines, Bali, Hawaii or anywhere with lots of beach, and spend the day in your bikini! https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/bikini-day/

http://www.famousbirthdays.com/july5.html

[TexasTowelie]

1. I can guarantee that nobody wants to see me in my bikini

since I haven't got a tan and my legs are scarred from bike accidents and cat scratches. However, I might wear a bikini top since my chest is flatter than the coastal plains where I live.

[kentauros]

2. X-Day

X-Day is a traditional part of the Church of the SubGenius, a religion formed as a parody of cults and extreme religious groups, and their pamphlets and claims. X-Day fell on July 5, 1998, the scheduled "end of the world", and has been celebrated on July 5 each year since then. From its inception in 1980, the Church had prophesied that an army of alien invaders (known as the "X-ists" or "Men From Planet X&quot would land on the planet Earth and destroy the world of "normals", "pinks", and "glorps," while the members of the Church of the SubGenius would be rescued by the aliens and taken away into space. Chapters 10 and 11 of Revelation X: The "Bob" Apocryphon supplies additional details as to the precise kinds of fates which supposedly await the "pinks" and "normals" (as well as SubGenii who have not paid their membership fees) left behind when X-Day comes, saying, among other things, that those who are not immediately killed by the aliens will be enslaved by a society of evil clowns known as the "Bozo Cult" until eventually their souls are devoured by the Elder Gods.

[bigwillq]

3. I hope you post a pic of you in your bikini, Sherman!

[Sherman A1]

5. Not a hope

In hell of that happening......😱

[femmocrat]

4. A belated Happy Birthday to Malia Obama, who turned 17 yesterday!

Born on the Fourth of July.

http://www.politico.com/gallery/2015/07/17-photos-for-malia-obamas-17th-birthday/002274-032577.html?slide=0

[pinboy3niner]

6. It was an...

[antiquie]

7. noooooooooooo