Why my little dog is NOT spoiled ... and miscellaneous stuff you need to know

[ashling]

(this is not my dog. this is the ceo of Exxon. The other animal, as it turns out, is actually a dog ... who is still going through therapy after it was suggested - innocently enough - that he bears a resemblance to the thing in the other picture.)


back to my topic:

just because my dog sleeps in bed with my wife and myself...

generally in the middle ... unless he gets my spot before I come to bed ...

in which case I dleep in the chair in the living room ... unless he decides to sleep in the chair in the living room ...

in which case I don't sleep .. which axxonts der all the typos in this ploast

as I am severely sleep depribbed


stock photo
(this is not my dog either, it is a spetzel machine)


or because he won't eat anything new - well Anything. really - unless it is fed to him with a fork






this is not my dog either. Anybody can see this is not a dog. This is a little red wagon



this is the Dali Lama ... he doesn't know why ll the clocks and watches melted, so don't ask!








definitely not my dog - sheesh! any body can tell these are
allegories on the banks of the Nile








No,

THIS is my dog



and this



and



As you can plainly see,


he is not spoiled ...



I am just incredibly



well trained.




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[Skittles]

1. I beg to differ

I WILL KICK SPOILED CANINE ASS; yes INDEED

[riderinthestorm]

2. Uhm. Well ok! I like omelettes!

(Pssst your dog is adorable and clearly loves you. That's the most important thing! )

[surrealAmerican]

3. That spetzel machine is quite hypnotic...

... and your dog is clearly a hard working animal who deserves everything you provide.

[ashling]

4. He is adept at keeping cats out of the backyard ...

unless he is asleep, in which case he doesn't care ... unless he is dreaming about cats in the backyard

[hollysmom]

5. my little dog (all 55 pounds of her) is not spoiled but

is very demanding. When she wants something I must wake up or move or something - be it to go outside, to give her water to feed her or sometimes she just demands a mid day cookie.

She does not sleep with me, dogs never want to sleep with me, but has beds that are parallel to my bed so I can reach down and pet her. Sometimes she would rather sleep on the couch though, I accidentally (long expensive story) did not tell them the fill when I ordered it and it came down filled - more comfortable than my bed and more pricy, It is very hard for people to stay awake if they sit on it. Dog loves to sleep on it.

[ashling]

7. Ok, here's my "comparable" story

we have chickens which free range in the back yard (we are in the country)

Rocky doesn't bother the chickens. He usually ignores them - preferring to have no direct contact with the chickens

He would rather have indirect contact by rolling in chicken sh** or sometimes sampling it.

[hollysmom]

8. Eeeeewwwwwwww

[ashling]

9. OK, maybe I was stretching it a little

He likes to lie out in the sun and wiggle on his back in the dry grass to scratch his back. Sometimes there is something else in the grass where he rubs.

[shenmue]

6. Dat's a good boy!

[lovemydog]

10. Gorgeous dog ashling.

I know it's some type of terrier. Is there a name for that kind of dog (besides great dog or mutt)?

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. Why are the Allegories in denial?

Can't they be convinced?

[pinboy3niner]

12. Well...

Isn't that spetzel?

[A HERETIC I AM]

13. Look, lady....

I've had enough of your altitude.

[ashling]

14. No, they are like Republicans that way

and I was mistaken, these weren't on de Nile, but on the banks of the great grey-green greasy Limpopo River