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I'm sure that he's lucky that she didn't have a moose handy as well... (Original Post)
MrScorpio
Jun 2014
OP
Safe to say she's not a traditionalist. Ususally weapon of choice is a chef knife. n/t
sarge43
Jun 2014
#2
Maybe the squirrel was dinner and she reached out and grabbed the wrong thing?
Baitball Blogger
Jun 2014
#3
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)1. Another case of a husband getting knickknack paddy-whacked
sarge43
(28,946 posts)2. Safe to say she's not a traditionalist. Ususally weapon of choice is a chef knife. n/t
Baitball Blogger
(46,775 posts)3. Maybe the squirrel was dinner and she reached out and grabbed the wrong thing?
sarge43
(28,946 posts)4. Of course. Mystery solved.
And it happened in Florida. So obvious now.
/on edit/
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)6. Except the squirrel was porcelain, hardly fit for dinner
It was a tacky knickknack.
sarge43
(28,946 posts)7. Another possibility that Spousal Unit posited.
A live squirrel with one hellva hardon
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)8. Good theory
But the original story on this said porcelain knickknack. It failed to mention, however, whether or not a porcelain hardon was a factor.
sarge43
(28,946 posts)9. I didn't see the original story
However, an aroused porcelain squirrel may well be her preferred assault weapon.
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)5. When squirrels are outlawed
Only outlaws will have squirrels.
Remember, the only person to stop a bad guy with a squirrel is a good guy with a squirrel.
They can have my squirrel when they pry it out of my cold, dead.... No, I'm not going there.
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,483 posts)12. Was it an assault squirrel?
The Second Stone
(2,900 posts)10. Spousal violence is no laughing matter
But here I will make an exception.
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)11. Agreed!
Anyone have a video on just how she did this? WTF??