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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSome people have a Roomba floor-cleaning robot ...
... I have a Roosta floor-cleaning chicken.
(Hen model shown)
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)There's a Hen in Da House
REP
(21,691 posts)I went inside to get them an apple, and CJ (Chick Jagger) came in with me and helped finish up the sweeping. The cats were oblivious.
cats can not be bothered with such minor details doncha know
phantom power
(25,966 posts)We have floor cleaning dogs. I can't think of a good pun for that. But they clean.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)REP
(21,691 posts)but the cats are Maine Coons. Better luck having a chicken ride a cat.
nolabear
(42,005 posts)I haz chicken envy.
The floor is hickory. The chicken may be available if they don't stop invading the neighbor's yard ...
nolabear
(42,005 posts)Mind you, it's neighborhood, but a mix of apartment buildings and businesses and big Victorians that I wish I could afford. But the streets are very busy. The girls had inhabited a roundabout and gotten kind of pinned down. People were trying to marshall a roundup so I expect they got home but it was a sight!
REP
(21,691 posts)We have to plug one more gap to keep them from terrorizing the neighbor's landscaping.
We're in the Santa Cruz Mountains. Here's some of the other critters we feed here at Brokeass Mountain Farm:
elleng
(131,412 posts)but they're young, don't think they're floor trained yet!