GOP Amendment Adds Fetal Sex Toys to Abortion Bill
Written by David Neilsen June 18th 2013
WASHINGTON Republicans today proposed an amendment to an anti-abortion bill which would allow for the implementation of miniature sex toys to be inserted directly into the uteruses of women who are pregnant and expecting a boy.
The amendment came after Congressman Michael Burgess (R-TX) argued for the passage of HR 1797 the original bill, which would ban all abortions after 20 weeks of pregnancy on the grounds that 15- or 16-week-old fetuses masturbated. Watch a sonogram of a 15-week baby, and they have movements that are purposeful, said Burgess, a former OB/GYN. They stroke their face. If theyre a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to believe that they could feel pain?
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Congressman Burgess then presented a series of poster boards depicting different ways select male-pleasuring items could be miniaturized and inserted to enable the fetuses to better experience their masculinity. Many of these instruments are inflatable, he explained. And could be fitted with a small hose leading out through the mothers legs to a portable air pump which she could carry in her pocket or attached to her thigh like a garter.
Asked by reporters if the amendment would include instructions on how to insert female masturbatory tools, such as nearly-microscopic dildos into the uterus for the benefit of female fetuses, Goodlatte shook his head. No, I dont think anyone could support that, he said. We wouldnt want to give birth to a bunch of whores, now would we?
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