BONNIE SLAPS VIRGINIA. What is your favorite headline ever?

[Bertha Venation]

Hurricane Bonnie attacked several years ago, and this was one of the headlines. It was in the Orange County Register.

BONNIE SLAPS VIRGINIA.

What is your favorite headline? Funny or serious.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

1. from a football game years ago... student newspaper

Trojans Pound the Beavers

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[mysuzuki2]

2. In the 1960s the White Sox star pitcher Gary Peters went on the DL.

The headline in the sports page read "Sox face Boston with Peters out".

[KamaAina]

3. From the wedding section of, I believe, the New Orleans Times-Picayune:

"French-Twickler"

[HarveyDarkey]

5. From the same paper, when I lived there

"Bicyclist Ticketed for Wreckless Driving"

[KamaAina]

7. Now you know why I used to call it

the "cat box liner".

[nolabear]

11. Don't you malign my T-P! No headline but I did read a classified there once that said:

"For Sale: Two ton rear mounted wench."

[KamaAina]

13. It is my sad duty to report that NOLA is the first major city in the USA without a daily paper

it went to three times weekly a few months ago.

Who will be next?

[MiddleFingerMom]

18. "Two ton rear mounted wench."

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Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease tell me that she's still available!!!!!
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[ohiosmith]

4. "One Armed Man Applauds the Kindness of Strangers"

[SwissTony]

15. Em...what is the sound of one hand clapping? Oh, wait. I get what you're saying. n/t

[azurnoir]

6. from the Hillsboro (ND) Banner

Cow breaks loose -rampages Main Street

[tabbycat31]

8. Brick beats Wall

These are two towns local to me and the headline related to high school sports.

But to an outsider.....

[monmouth3]

16. OMG, my son and brother live in Brick and can't believe Wall was beat by them. Did you

hear about the shooting in Brielle yesterday? My ex and I used to own the Sand Bar in Manasquan, the shooting was at the SB in Brielle. Many furious e-mail on that one.

[tabbycat31]

17. Yeah it's been all over the paper

And I heard the new owners of the Sand Bar purchased the establishment 3 days before Sandy hit. Bad timing.

[monmouth3]

20. Yes, as a former business owner at the Shore, that had to really hurt...n/t

[charlie and algernon]

9. Homicide victims rarely talk to police

[Ron Obvious]

10. American Ships Head to Libya

Also, when the footballer Angelico Fuchs joined the club Benfica, at least one paper ram the headline:

Fuchs off to Benfica

[UrbScotty]

12. "Tennessee Crushes George Washington"

Women's college hoops.

[RedCloud]

14. "Gretzky fans delight in Edmonton"

It never explained what kind of fan he used, nor how did it collect delight?

[MiddleFingerMom]

19. "MiddleFingerMom to wed Susan Sarandon"

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