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vanlassie
(5,695 posts)red dog 1
(27,913 posts)I just thought it was a good idea for a light bulb joke.
red dog 1
(27,913 posts)is the classic Republican light bulb joke:
Q.....How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A....None, they only screw the poor.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)Response to red dog 1 (Original post)
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LearningCurve
(488 posts)But only if the border is secured first.
In_The_Wind
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LearningCurve
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red dog 1
(27,913 posts)LearningCurve
(488 posts)I like the dog.
Bertha Venation
(21,484 posts)I like your punchline.
LearningCurve
(488 posts)In hindsight, I wish I had entered my username as "LerningCurve," it would have been more amusing.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)They would just stand around and whine and blame Obama because the room is dark.
rppper
(2,952 posts)They'd pi$$ and moan about the fluorescent energy saver replacement build for 5 days then pay an undocumemted worker $2.37 an hour to do it for them...
rurallib
(62,478 posts)the way our founders did it.
red dog 1
(27,913 posts)Best answer so far, IMO.
LeftishBrit
(41,219 posts)That light bulb was good enough for my father; it was good enough for my grandfather; and I'm not letting some Communist Nazi Socialist Muslim from Kenya CHANGE it!
meow2u3
(24,776 posts)They're just go on Fox News or RW hate radio and accuse Obama of blowing the bulb.
red dog 1
(27,913 posts)madinmaryland
(64,934 posts)who will have to cut taxes first.
Locut0s
(6,154 posts)80 to filibuster the Democrats who want to pass a bill requiring cheap long lasting CFLs be used as the replacement bulb.
5 to receive bribes from the current non CFL bulb manufacturers.
5 to work on a special committee dedicated to making the current bulbs less efficient, more expensive and dirtier to manufacture.
5 to appear on FOX news and other outlets complaining about how the democrats CFL bulbs will put every american out of work and hand the country over to China.
3 to put and order in to China for the non CFLs.
1 to personally hand deliver the bulb from china aboard his private jet while spending tax payer money on parties and wining and dining.
1 to hand the bulb over to the 10 year old child immigrant labourer who screws the bulb in.
QED