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Why did the chicken cross the road? (Original Post)
Douglas Carpenter
Jun 2013
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In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)1. Just because it can.
azurnoir
(45,850 posts)2. just 'cause they want to :)
rug
(82,333 posts)3. That's a fucking rooster.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)6. The chicken was on the other side
madinmaryland
(64,934 posts)10. What does that have to with soaping the old ferret??
rug
(82,333 posts)11. Ones about a cock. The other's about a ferret.
Jeff R
(322 posts)5. Guess he had nothing better to do.
ConcernedCanuk
(13,509 posts)7. oops, here I go treading the waters - blonde joke
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Two blondes walking down the street on opposite sides of the road
One blonde asks the other "how do I get to the other side?"
Other one answers "You are already on the other side!!"
Answer?
"Oh thanks!"
CC
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)8. Three pounds of flax.
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)9. That is one tough looking bird. I would let it cross the road, too.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)12. "Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him."
-- Eight-year-old kid on some kid's show I saw years ago.
Tom Kitten
(7,352 posts)13. Why did the chicken cross only half of the road?
She wanted to lay it on the line!
OxQQme
(2,550 posts)14. To show the possum,
or armadillo if you're in the southwest,
that it could be done.
lastlib
(23,366 posts)16. ah, you beat me to it!
(here in Missouri, it could be both! I know they've migrated up here from Texas, but how in the H--L did they ever get ACROSS I-44??1?)
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