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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI kissed a Republican
I can't believe you just did that. You don't know where that mouth has been! It could have been schmoozing with big business, encouraging the destruction of the environment, or even yelling at some old person for being a drain on taxpayer funds.
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I kissed a Republican (Original Post)
SecularMotion
Jun 2013
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classykaren
(769 posts)1. Just don't have sex with one. lol
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)3. Excellent advice.
wyldwolf
(43,873 posts)8. I did that once. She was a Democrat when we were done. ;)
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)2. Do they turn into princes?
Scuba
(53,475 posts)4. Ingredients list includes bleach, lye, and ghost pepper extract. I'd recommend something stronger.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,847 posts)5. Unfortunately you can't put fire in gum.
Chan790
(20,176 posts)6. no but you can put alcohol.
Nothing disinfects like alcohol. In fact most gun contains alcohol in the form of sorbitol.
lastlib
(23,366 posts)7. If there was any tongue action, you'd better bleach your mouth out GOOD!!
That GOPer may have been bung-tongueing the Koch brothers. (I need brain bleach just thinking about it......)
RedCloud
(9,230 posts)9. Maybe you got confused with Tynon?
easy to see why!
srican69
(1,426 posts)10. the freepers are buying this