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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA New Approach to Fitness: the DU Workout!
A few simple exercises that will help you tone up and trim down:
Leap to Conclusions (10 Reps)
Tilt at Windmills (10 Reps)
Make Mountains out of Molehills (20 Reps)
Take Things out of Context (15 Reps)
Wade into the Fray (100 Reps)
When in a Hole, Keep Digging (1000 Reps)
Throw Stones at Glass Houses (100 Reps)
Cast Aspersions (10 Reps)
Tar and Feather DINOs (12000 Reps)
Bang head Against the Wall (100 Reps)
After this workout, you may or may not be trim and toned. You will, however, most definitely be exhausted.
JoeyT
(6,785 posts)That probably burns some calories too.
So is the lounge the new Meta?
riqster
(13,986 posts)Since Meta is gone and this is at least somewhat humorous, I figured it should go here. I am sure the admins will correct me if need be
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Very good for those forearms and eye/hand cordination, even as the brain atrophes for lack of thinking.
riqster
(13,986 posts)I knew there would be more fitness gurus out there!
Dash87
(3,220 posts)before it snaps.
Scuba
(53,475 posts)riqster
(13,986 posts)Damn, I am getting tired...
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)riqster
(13,986 posts)These:
And after the workout, one must: