Just blew something out of my nose that resembles escargot...

[Gravitycollapse]

Seriously, it's kind of amazing. I want to put it on exhibit or something.

I guess that means I'm getting better?

[jakeXT]

1. This thread is useless without pictures /nt

[In_The_Wind]

2. Lucky

I've had a dry cough for exactly 2 weeks.

[dballance]

3. Gees, does TMI mean anything to you?

[pipi_k]

4. How come

that shit always seems to resemble seafood?

I usually get the ones that look like raw oysters.


PS...except for once when I was a kid and something came out that looked like a chunk of peanut butter and jelly.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. brain particles.

[pipi_k]

7. Speaking of brain particles...

I read an article a week or two ago where some guy was having serious allergy issues.

Or so he thought.

His nose started dripping clear liquid. And dripping. And dripping.

And it got worse, to the point where it was a constant stream.

In the end, doctors discovered that his brain was leaking fluid through his nose.

Good news, though...they fixed it.

[Moondog]

8. I saw that article.

I periodically make jokes about my brain turning into snot. Never again.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. interesting.

sometimes, wish I was reading about it instead of working with it .
try not to talk about work around here too much.

suffer from gallows humor, I think.

try to stay offline completely when it is a really bad day at work.

you guys would not appreciate me at all, on those days.

[ohiosmith]

6. Slug in the nose!

[ThoughtCriminal]

9. Probably one of your cochlea

I hate it when that happens.

[struggle4progress]

10. Hmmm ... it's research time! Have you been snorting escargot?

[Agschmid]

12. Pic...

Or it didn't happen.

[rug]

13. It's snot whether you use French or not.

[raccoon]

14. TMI. nt

[pinboy3niner]

15. Chill, dude. You just exsnailed.

You butter get over yourshellf.

[magical thyme]

16. I remember when my horse had his first small airway disease attack

I fed him his pills hidden inside a big chunk of banana.

A couple minutes later he coughed up what looked like a big chunk of now slimy banana.

Like a good mom, I picked it up to inspect it, to confirm, find pills, etc.

Let it suffice to say it wasn't a big chunk of banana.

[JoePhilly]

17. Try to make it look like the Virgin Mary

And sell it on eBay.

Say you sneezed and some one said "God bless you" ... You'll get rich!

[pinboy3niner]

18. I think there's a term for that...

"Translugstantiation"?