May 1: National Chocolate Parfait Day

[Sherman A1]

[Gidney N Cloyd]

1. Hell no, I don't like no parfait.

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(By the way, I was just quoting the Donkey character from one of the Shrek movies.

Shrek: [peels an onion] NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
[walks off]
Donkey: Oh, you both have LAYERS. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. What about cake? Everybody loves cake!
Shrek: I don't care what everyone else likes! Ogres are not like cakes.
Donkey: You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait"? Parfaits are delicious!
Shrek: NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story! Bye-bye! See ya later.
Donkey: Parfait's gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!

[Jeff R]

6. Chocoholic here

Any day that celebrates chocolate is good by me.

[antiquie]

2. Yum.

[OriginalGeek]

3. Well this beats the living daylights

out of raisin day.

[Loryn]

4. I enjoy raisin day.

It's brussel sprout day I can't abide.

[OriginalGeek]

5. Noooo, Brussel Sprouts are great!

get fresh ones and toss them in olive oil and salt and garlic and roast them until crispy on the outside and fluffy on the inside! Yum!

[Sherman A1]

7. There are some poor little raisins

somewhere just crying their little eyes out......

[OriginalGeek]

8. Sorry little dudes!

Shoulda stayed grapes!

I LOVE grapes!

[antiquie]

9. Squashed and fermented...

[OriginalGeek]

12. that's the number 1 best way to have them

for sure.

[Wait Wut]

10. /sigh One of my very favorite movies ever...

[OriginalGeek]

11. I think that puts me

in some fine company.