How to stop worrying about life

[BWdem4life]

Last edited Fri May 3, 2024, 03:23 AM - Edit history (1)

I had no idea it was so simple!

[NJCher]

1. This may be the single

Worst copywriting I’ve ever seen.

If you read the rest of the ad, there are other gems.

You have to wonder what kind of nutcase wrote this. Remember how saddam took to writing novels toward the end of his life? This sounds like some of his florid descriptive writing.

[Frasier Balzov]

2. Translated from Chinese?

Or at least expressed in the English language by a Chinese mind.

[Bristlecone]

4. Likely a Chinese to English translation.

Amazon is full of descriptions like this.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

3. All I want is the "mental pop-up drain" and my mind will be at ease forever.

[BWdem4life]

6. The cash ceramic alloy could come in handy too.

[ms liberty]

5. Well, aren't we all looking for that "constant and comfortable water use experience?"

I know I have been 😂

[JoseBalow]

7. Do they make a bidet?

[Niagara]

8. It doesn't say anything about this faucet being self-cleaning.

It makes people happy and in a good mood when items are easy to clean with easy maintenance.