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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts) Fri Mar 22, 2024, 09:16 PM Mar 22

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My neighbor told me his wife is breaking his chops because she hears my wife and me groaning and

moaning while having sex every morning. I didn’t tell him it’s just me trying to put my socks on!

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My neighbor told me his wife is breaking his chops because she hears my wife and me groaning and (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Mar 22 OP

Hilarious! The_REAL_Ecumenist Mar 22 #1

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 22 #2

HAHAHAHA! elleng Mar 22 #3

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 22 #5

But he's not wrong about your wife groaning a lot during sex! unblock Mar 22 #4

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 22 #6

Do you have sex with your socks on Floyd? True Dough Mar 22 #7

The left one! Floyd R. Turbo Mar 22 #8

Good choice! True Dough Mar 22 #9

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 22 #10

What happened to your right sock? Niagara Mar 22 #12

That's a question for the dryer! Floyd R. Turbo Mar 23 #21

Science says to wear socks during sex, just make sure that they're clean socks. Niagara Mar 22 #11

It's where True Dough Mar 22 #13

Lol! Good one, True! Niagara Mar 22 #15

Socks it to me baby! Danascot Mar 23 #36

Good to know! MLAA Mar 22 #17

Absolutely! Niagara Mar 22 #18

☺️ Floyd R. Turbo Mar 23 #22

I always DID wonder where "sock it to me" came from DFW Mar 22 #14

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 23 #23

Put Your Socks on what? BOSSHOG Mar 22 #16

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 23 #24

😆 underpants Mar 23 #27

When you get to be moniss Mar 22 #19

😖 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 23 #25

Nailed it! Golden Raisin Mar 23 #30

Excellent point moniss Mar 23 #35

You perplex me so much UTUSN Mar 22 #20

😏 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 23 #26

Try living in an apartment and watching women's tennis underpants Mar 23 #28

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 23 #32

This thread is hysterical Pachamama Mar 23 #29

My pleasure! Floyd R. Turbo Mar 23 #33

Hilarious. Socks, jeans, underwear, sneakers, tee-shirt. All of it! Golden Raisin Mar 23 #31

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 23 #34

LMAO! LuckyCharms Mar 23 #37

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 23 #39

That is just sick and wrong.....😂 🤣 😂 a kennedy Mar 23 #38

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 23 #40

The_REAL_Ecumenist

(723 posts)

1. Hilarious!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 09:18 PM

Mar 22

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

2. 😁

Reply to The_REAL_Ecumenist (Reply #1)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 09:19 PM

Mar 22

elleng

(130,974 posts)

3. HAHAHAHA!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 09:21 PM

Mar 22

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

5. 😁

Reply to elleng (Reply #3)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 09:22 PM

Mar 22

unblock

(52,256 posts)

4. But he's not wrong about your wife groaning a lot during sex!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 09:22 PM

Mar 22

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

6. 😬

Reply to unblock (Reply #4)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 09:22 PM

Mar 22

True Dough

(17,311 posts)

7. Do you have sex with your socks on Floyd?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 09:33 PM

Mar 22

Enquiring minds want to know!

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

8. The left one!

Reply to True Dough (Reply #7)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 09:34 PM

Mar 22

True Dough

(17,311 posts)

9. Good choice!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #8)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 09:36 PM

Mar 22

This is a forum for lefties, after all!

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

10. 🤗

Reply to True Dough (Reply #9)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 09:38 PM

Mar 22

Niagara

(7,628 posts)

12. What happened to your right sock?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #8)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 09:46 PM

Mar 22

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

21. That's a question for the dryer!

Reply to Niagara (Reply #12)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 07:13 AM

Mar 23

Niagara

(7,628 posts)

11. Science says to wear socks during sex, just make sure that they're clean socks.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #7)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 09:45 PM

Mar 22

https://allure.vanguardngr.com/2022/09/wearing-socks-during-sex-can-give-you-more-intense-orgasms-heres-how/

True Dough

(17,311 posts)

13. It's where

Reply to Niagara (Reply #11)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 09:47 PM

Mar 22

the "Turbo" comes from in his screen name!

"Honey, it's sock-sy time!"

Niagara

(7,628 posts)

15. Lol! Good one, True!

Reply to True Dough (Reply #13)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 10:15 PM

Mar 22

Danascot

(4,690 posts)

36. Socks it to me baby!

Reply to True Dough (Reply #13)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 03:01 PM

Mar 23

MLAA

(17,299 posts)

17. Good to know!

Reply to Niagara (Reply #11)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 10:36 PM

Mar 22

Niagara

(7,628 posts)

18. Absolutely!

Reply to MLAA (Reply #17)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 10:43 PM

Mar 22

Science is important.

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

22. ☺️

Reply to Niagara (Reply #11)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 07:14 AM

Mar 23

DFW

(54,410 posts)

14. I always DID wonder where "sock it to me" came from

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 10:14 PM

Mar 22

Finally someone has explained it to me. Thanks!

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

23. 🤗

Reply to DFW (Reply #14)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 07:14 AM

Mar 23

BOSSHOG

(37,070 posts)

16. Put Your Socks on what?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 10:25 PM

Mar 22

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

24. 😬

Reply to BOSSHOG (Reply #16)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 07:14 AM

Mar 23

underpants

(182,834 posts)

27. 😆

Reply to BOSSHOG (Reply #16)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 09:21 AM

Mar 23

moniss

(4,263 posts)

19. When you get to be

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 10:52 PM

Mar 22

a certain age the act of getting up from the chair or sofa becomes nearly an entire dialogue of various moans and grunts and walking to the kitchen takes an entire strategic plan for the order of which piece of furniture or part of the wall to lean on along the way.

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

25. 😖

Reply to moniss (Reply #19)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 07:15 AM

Mar 23

Golden Raisin

(4,609 posts)

30. Nailed it!

Reply to moniss (Reply #19)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 11:58 AM

Mar 23

But I try to convince myself that all the maneuvering to rise up from chair/sofa and then choose the appropriate furniture landmarks to aid the journey is making my brain function more acutely.

moniss

(4,263 posts)

35. Excellent point

Reply to Golden Raisin (Reply #30)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 12:09 PM

Mar 23

and the trip back gives your other arm an equal amount of exercise.

UTUSN

(70,711 posts)

20. You perplex me so much

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Mar 22, 2024, 11:12 PM

Mar 22

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

26. 😏

Reply to UTUSN (Reply #20)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 07:16 AM

Mar 23

underpants

(182,834 posts)

28. Try living in an apartment and watching women's tennis

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 09:22 AM

Mar 23

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

32. 😬

Reply to underpants (Reply #28)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 12:04 PM

Mar 23

Pachamama

(16,887 posts)

29. This thread is hysterical

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 09:24 AM

Mar 23

Thanks for making me laugh and smile

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

33. My pleasure!

Reply to Pachamama (Reply #29)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 12:05 PM

Mar 23

Golden Raisin

(4,609 posts)

31. Hilarious. Socks, jeans, underwear, sneakers, tee-shirt. All of it!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 12:01 PM

Mar 23

I feel like a geriatric circus contortionist.

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

34. 🤗

Reply to Golden Raisin (Reply #31)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 12:05 PM

Mar 23

LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts)

37. LMAO!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 03:11 PM

Mar 23

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

39. 😁

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #37)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 09:11 PM

Mar 23

a kennedy

(29,675 posts)

38. That is just sick and wrong.....😂 🤣 😂

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 03:17 PM

Mar 23

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts)

40. 😬

Reply to a kennedy (Reply #38)

Sat Mar 23, 2024, 09:12 PM

Mar 23

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