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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhy I didn't attend the wedding. Lucky break.
I don't usually mind attending weddings of youngsters starting out.
Especially if I know them well and like them.
But this one was third for her, second for him, they're both in their 60s.
Not especially close friends of mine, but she's a buddy of Miz t.'s.
So I was resigned.
We stopped for gas on the way.
When I sat back down I felt the seat seam in my pants just go.
Definitely a rip. I told Miz t.
"I'll see how bad it is when we get there."
Well, it was bad. I had a blazer on, so it didn't show as long as I stood still and didn't put my hands in my pockets.
I always put my hands in my pockets. I was very uncomfortable with my ass hanging out and said so.
"I just can't do this. I can't go through the whole ceremony and reception with my ass hanging out"
"What do you want to do?"
"Go home."
So I did.
We live about 40 minutes from where the wedding was so changing pants and returning didn't make much sense. The wedding and most of the reception would be over. I made sure Miz t. had a ride home with friends in our neighborhood.
The Punch Line
Today I got three calls from guys who also attended but didn't really want to.
"Where did you get those breakaway pants?"
Suich
(10,642 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)It's not 'unintended consequences'.
It's when something good unexpectedly happens.
Something not planned or expected
Damn!
Getting old sucks.
Princess Turandot
(4,790 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)Thanks.
Princess Turandot
(4,790 posts)Seren-RIPPETY !
Yer pants done saved yer ayss!
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Sara n Dipity
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,796 posts)Breakaway pants, LOL!
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Awesome.
trof
(54,256 posts)I'm really not a fat ass.
These pants were nice and roomy.
But here in the coastal south, I rarely wear dress pants.
Maybe half a dozen times a year.
Mostly weddings and funerals .
The rest of the time it's shorts or khakis or jeans in cooler months.
So slacks hang in the closet most of the time.
Maybe the humidity got to the thread?
Moths?
Who knows?
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Same guys that steal your socks.
trof
(54,256 posts)Yeah
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)and lucky you
SteveG
(3,109 posts)[img]&d=1e9d80377c0577f7c23f2d4c2aeaaeda754e11d7[/img]
you only need to get it started and nature will take it's course.
marzipanni
(6,011 posts)Next time a similar situation occurs, buy a non-clear beverage at the gas station and spill it on your pants.
For any events thereafter, where your wife senses reluctance on your part, she will probably pack a change of pants for you.
trof
(54,256 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)he changes his MO and spills a messy non-clear beverage down the front of his shirt and tie.
When that one gets old, a secret self-administered dose of a powerful laxative should make things interesting...
and so forth.
nobodyspecial
(2,286 posts)She will start packing spare pants
Yavin4
(35,454 posts)Sell pants that can rip on command and you get out of attending crappy functions.