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Different Drummer

(7,651 posts)
Thu Nov 23, 2023, 02:40 PM Nov 2023

Language Joke

From my email today:

An English cat named One Two Three, a Spanish cat named Uno Dos Tres, and a French cat named Un Deux Trois challenged each other to a swimming race. It was very tense, and very close, but at the last second One Two Three edged the victory away from Uno Dos Tres and became the fastest swimmer. However, the French cat was never seen again? Why?

Because Un Deux Trois cat sank!

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Language Joke (Original Post) Different Drummer Nov 2023 OP
Grooooooaaaaannnnn! Passing it on. keithbvadu2 Nov 2023 #1
Russian weatherman named Rudolph.. Permanut Nov 2023 #2
Sacre bleau! LudwigPastorius Nov 2023 #3
Either I'm mispronouncing something, or I don't understand the joke sakabatou Nov 2023 #4
French teacher:Un, deux, trois, cat, sank isn't his favourite joke anymore seeing the last child who laughed was in 2004 Goonch Nov 2023 #7
Counting in French. question everything Nov 2023 #8
Oooooohhhh sakabatou Nov 2023 #9
👇👇👇👁️👁️ Goonch Nov 2023 #5
a coul ! Goonch Nov 2023 #6
OK, that sounds dirty. zanana1 Nov 2023 #10
Mais, non! lastlib Nov 2023 #14
coul sunk Goonch Nov 2023 #11
sunk Goonch Nov 2023 #12
OMG, I could read that! lastlib Nov 2023 #13

Permanut

(5,654 posts)
2. Russian weatherman named Rudolph..
Thu Nov 23, 2023, 03:37 PM
Nov 2023

Guy is watching him give the latest forecast. Asks his wife how this weather guy knows for sure what's going to happen.

"It's because Rudolph the Red knows rain, Dear", she said.

question everything

(47,544 posts)
8. Counting in French.
Thu Nov 23, 2023, 11:24 PM
Nov 2023

French Numbers 1-10
The French numbers 1-10 are: un (1), deux (2), trois (3), quatre (4), cinq (5),

six (6), sept (7) huit (8) neuf (9), dix (10).

Goonch

(3,618 posts)
6. a coul !
Thu Nov 23, 2023, 05:30 PM
Nov 2023

Un chat anglais nommé One Two Three, un chat espagnol nommé Uno Dos Tres et un chat français nommé Un Deux Trois se sont défiés dans une course de natation. C'était très tendu et très serré, mais à la dernière seconde, One Two Three a devancé Uno Dos Tres et est devenu le nageur le plus rapide. Cependant, le chat français n’a jamais été revu ? Pourquoi?

Parce que le chat Un Deux Trois a coulé !

lastlib

(23,314 posts)
14. Mais, non!
Fri Nov 24, 2023, 05:19 PM
Nov 2023

But, "Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir"--THAT was a little risque!

"Lady Marmalade," LaBelle.


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