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From my email today:
An English cat named One Two Three, a Spanish cat named Uno Dos Tres, and a French cat named Un Deux Trois challenged each other to a swimming race. It was very tense, and very close, but at the last second One Two Three edged the victory away from Uno Dos Tres and became the fastest swimmer. However, the French cat was never seen again? Why?
Because Un Deux Trois cat sank!
keithbvadu2
(36,949 posts)Permanut
(5,654 posts)Guy is watching him give the latest forecast. Asks his wife how this weather guy knows for sure what's going to happen.
"It's because Rudolph the Red knows rain, Dear", she said.
LudwigPastorius
(9,190 posts)sakabatou
(42,180 posts)Or both?
Goonch
(3,618 posts)question everything
(47,544 posts)French Numbers 1-10
The French numbers 1-10 are: un (1), deux (2), trois (3), quatre (4), cinq (5),
six (6), sept (7) huit (8) neuf (9), dix (10).
sakabatou
(42,180 posts)Goonch
(3,618 posts)Goonch
(3,618 posts)Un chat anglais nommé One Two Three, un chat espagnol nommé Uno Dos Tres et un chat français nommé Un Deux Trois se sont défiés dans une course de natation. C'était très tendu et très serré, mais à la dernière seconde, One Two Three a devancé Uno Dos Tres et est devenu le nageur le plus rapide. Cependant, le chat français na jamais été revu ? Pourquoi?
Parce que le chat Un Deux Trois a coulé !
zanana1
(6,134 posts)Is it?
lastlib
(23,314 posts)But, "Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir"--THAT was a little risque!
"Lady Marmalade," LaBelle.
lastlib
(23,314 posts)And I hadn't had French in 45 years!