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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsScrew it!!! Post your best medical advise here!!!
Go for it!
We all need help!!!
cyberswede
(26,117 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)You've won this large basket of kittens!!!
Woohoo!!
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)can't wait to vote for him in Nov.
but the best medical advice i got came from Cheap Trick:
She also told me, "Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch."
AnneD
(15,774 posts)Last edited Thu Sep 6, 2012, 05:05 PM - Edit history (2)
often and with with soap and water after using hand sanitizer.
Normal Saline Nose spray...love it, use it.
Meet Clorox, your new best friend.
I am a nurse and am here to tell you an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
The Guy translation: a condom is cheaper than 18 years of child support.
edited to add wash your hands with soap after you have used the sanitizer for five times (removes build up) and sanitizer does not remove dirt and sticky stuff. Yes, some Nurse actually did a study to estimate the limits of the effectiveness of sanitizer as opposed to soap and water. Florence Nightengale was considered the first bitchy Nurse because she insisted doctors wash the hands between surgeries and patient dressing changes and documented how cleanliness lessened infections and death from infections. The Docs may have tried to ignore her but the Generals took notes.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)They say the reason allergies are getting so much worse is because we have over sanitized ourselves and all those germies are building up immunities.
I'm a religious handwasher.
I have sanitizer around but last time I used it was after I was stuck using a portapotty.
AnneD
(15,774 posts)if your body never learns immunity to the harmless stuff, how can it handle the big stuff. I am scrupulous around patients because they might have a suppressed immune system, but between trips to Braddah's farm, being a school Nurse in ES and MS, and picking up odd shifts in hospitals....I have the immune system of a CDC test monkey.
In fact, I donated platelets to one of my leukemia patents. I recognized the number on the bag but didn't say anything. The next day when the Doc was charting, I happened to be seated in the work area next to him. I heard him whistle as he read the the lab results. "He must have gotten a bag of elephant platelets." I laughed and told him I recognized my number on the bag. "It figures, he said, Nurses are pretty much germ proof." After that, he would occasionally ask me to donate in the name of certain of his patients that he thought could use an extra boost.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)I just think for non-medical folks there is a lot of overkill
AnneD
(15,774 posts)Has made me healthy. We always talk about the new Nurse graduates being out sick and using all their sick days their first year. After that, you have the constitution of a horse when it comes to infections.
Hubby hates to see me with the sniffles because it means when he catches it, he will be sick and flat on his back for 2 weeks.
told me Grandma said there's nothing wrong with a little good, clean dirt!!!
We played in dirt. Ate dirt. Got all the "necessary" child diseases.
I'm rarely sick. Almost never get colds or the flu.
Let them eat dirt!!!!
AnneD
(15,774 posts)We may be eating mud pies and sawdust bread.
GermanDem
(168 posts)Here is mine: get enough sleep. Try to live a steady, not too stressful life. Enjoy friendships, music, and the arts. Eat healthy foods like veggies and fruits, and drink red wine, all in moderation. Get a yearly check-up, to detect any problems early. Brush your teeth with an electric toothbrush twice a day and floss, this will keep your teeth and gums healthy. Take a mini Aspirin every day. It's all about maintenance!
Also, if you don't have a pet, get one! They are great for de-stressing!
Aristus
(66,530 posts)Except for a pet peeve of mine. (I'm a physician assistant practicing clinical medicine in the community health setting). Please don't go to your local clinic and ask for a "check-up". I don't know what that is. They didn't teach us to do "check-ups" in PA school. If you need a general physical exam, then that's what you request. (Although the National Board of Internal Medicine has recommended against annual general physical exams. Studies show they lead to mis-diagnosing, overdiagnosing, and overtesting of all sorts; blood tests, radiological imaging, specialty care consults, etc. The NBIM recommends instead focussed physical exams for at-risk populations in patients with adverse symptoms.)
GermanDem
(168 posts)rocktivity
(44,588 posts)Last edited Wed Apr 9, 2014, 04:33 PM - Edit history (1)
My boss said he was sick and tired of me!
rocktivity
Major Nikon
(36,828 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)If I did I'd chop it off. I don't know how you men live with that thing dangling between your legs.
Major Nikon
(36,828 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Of course I'm gonna get it all over my clothes but I can still do it!
Major Nikon
(36,828 posts)Walking around smelling like pee tends to make people think you're a bum. However it is a good way to score pocket change.
With one of these babies, you'll never pee on yourself again.
I have one. It's great. My knees are bad and sometimes toilets are too low to the floor and I can't use them without fearing I'll have to call for help.
http://www.go-girl.com/
Major Nikon
(36,828 posts)They also make disposable ones.
http://www.aeromedix.com/aeromedix_articles/traveljohn/index.html
blue neen
(12,336 posts)This is what all my friends will be getting for their birthdays!
Thanks!
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Liberal Veteran
(22,239 posts)Mix equal parts Clorox and Ammonia and breath in the fumes.
It'll clear that shit right out of your sinuses.
Note: This doesn't work on democrats.
Side effects may include a burning sensation, blindness, coma, and death but are generally mild and transitory.
sarge43
(28,947 posts)If it hurts to do that, stop doing that.
Mae West was wrong. Too much of anything can be bad for you.
With one exception, no matter what you do, you will get old. The exception is fairly extreme.
No sex is that good to risk a STD.
Prevention is usually preferable to the cure.
The net may not be the best choice for medical advice.
sadbear
(4,340 posts)Oh, wait....this isn't FR, is it?
pokerfan
(27,677 posts)Odd Won Out
(85 posts)Get enough sleep and some exercise and that is all you need.
Autumn
(45,120 posts)that would be a shot followed by a splash of water. My choice is a nice whiskey. An Obama really works on those colds.
In case anyone doesn't know this is a drink based on what Obama did to Osama
ismnotwasm
(42,029 posts)Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Incitatus
(5,317 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)AnneD
(15,774 posts)Most of the Darwin Awards I read involved a bunch of guys, alcohol, and a dare of some sort.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)than stupid. I can't imagine any DUer, not even MFM, thinking that shoving a firecracker in your ass, as that Aussie dimbulb did a few weeks back, would really be a good idea.
AnneD
(15,774 posts)we are not members of an organized political party...we're Democrats. We may be stubborn, but we ain't stupid. You want followers, go on over to the GOP tent.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)Don't eat yellow snow.
and
Don't cross your eyes. They'll freeze that way.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)and knock their silly heads together
Scuba
(53,475 posts)MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts).
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#1. Ask your doctor for the drugs.
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#2. Ask your doctor for more of the drugs.
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#3. WWMFMD?
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AnneD
(15,774 posts)#4 WTHIMFM!
#5 WGAS!
edbermac
(15,952 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)madinmaryland
(64,934 posts)Thank you!
trof
(54,256 posts)Surely you know better.
NecklyTyler
(1,173 posts)nolabear
(42,007 posts)Courtesy Dr. Sydney Friedman.
blue neen
(12,336 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)zen_bohemian
(417 posts)anywhere outside your home. And if you go out to eat, wash your hands before you eat. It never fails, I get a cold when I don't wash my hands.
AnneD
(15,774 posts)Excellent advice and great times to hand wash.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)a kennedy
(29,785 posts)davsand
(13,421 posts)Another tidbit to live by would be, "No, really, it is SUPPOSED to be that color!"
Probably why I am not on the short list for Mother of the Year...
Laura
greatauntoftriplets
(175,776 posts)mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)mnhtnbb
(31,419 posts)you take the last remaining seat on public transportation--plane, train, bus, subway--
and then sniffle at least every 90 seconds.
kwassa
(23,340 posts)Advice from medical expert Soupy Sales.
AllenVanAllen
(3,134 posts)Haven't been so good at following it unfortunately o_0
Joe Shlabotnik
(5,604 posts)Last edited Sat Sep 8, 2012, 04:56 AM - Edit history (1)
and if you wake up tomorrow, make some coffee
On edit. Works for me, BUT I'm also Du's resident nihilist, so meh
Tabasco_Dave
(1,259 posts)and they will never be false to you.
LeftishBrit
(41,219 posts)Eat no green apples or you'll droop.
Be careful not to get the croup.
Avoid the chicken-pox and such,
And don't fall out of windows much.
I would add a piece of medical advice that I recently learned from an unlucky acquaintance:
Never walk too close to someone who is carrying a huge pig's head. They may decide to toss it to their friend, miss, and hit you instead, resulting in a broken nose.
But the most important medical advice of all:
NEVER GET JEREMY HUNT AS YOUR HEALTH SECRETARY!
(UGGGHHHHH!!!)