This gentleman was checking my mother in law out at grocery store she widowed since 2009

[Duncanpup]

I bumped her at store today at butcher section of store , I said that guys checking you out. She got bit red in face it was obvious he was checking her out at the bakery earlier she’s very beautiful woman.
In car I told her must be your bug spray that attracted him I never knew Deet was an aphrodisiac I said you’re a man magnet.

[blm]

1. Heheheh

[debm55]

2. That's funny Duncanpup

[hlthe2b]

3. Yeah... DEET is the universal summer "perfume" for me, as well. Then again we have record WNV

including hospitalizations this year.

[Duncanpup]

4. They been spraying for west Nile around here friend.

[hlthe2b]

9. My neighborhood and the dog park sprayed twice in six weeks. But we have wetland and small

lakes/ponds. And, the mosquitoes are still with us. Fortunately, they are less active in the mornings UNTIL it becomes 60F or higher--so there is about a one-hour window when they aren't so vicious when I walk the pup.

[1WorldHope]

14. West Nile tried to kill me 5 years ago.

[Duncanpup]

15. Glad you're here.

[1WorldHope]

16. Thank you. Me too.

[Conjuay]

8. I always thought

sun tan lotion and BBQ sauce were summer perfumes.

Smell either in Winter and heads will turn.

[central scrutinizer]

22. The only upside of our prolonged heat spell with no rain

Is that the mosquitoes have disappeared. I used to get attacked whenever I worked in the garden.

But the yellow jackets are in full aggressive late season foraging mode.

[2naSalit]

5. You really know how to...

Sweet talk to them gals!

[hunter]

6. My great aunt was still a boy magnet when she was 100 years old.

She'd outlived all her husbands, including those she'd discarded, but she stopped dating after her last husband died in his eighties, a younger man and her life's true love.

[MOMFUDSKI]

7. You and that man

made her day. Great story.

[Duncanpup]

10. Probably so but the best part is I picked up oatmeal raisin cookies

[niyad]

13. Glad to see that you had your priorities correct!

[iluvtennis]

11. Cool 😎. Am sure your mom felt flattered. n/t

[Ilsa]

12. I wouldn't refer to him as a "gentleman."

I mean, a creep is a creep.

[tiredtoo]

17. Just because a man checks out an attractive woman

Doesn't make him a creep. I'm 82 and always check out attractive women, if i can do it discreetly. Course at my age/condition that's all i can do.

[Ilsa]

21. It must not have been very discreet if the OP observed it. nt

[calimary]

18. Awwwww... did he happen to get her phone number?

[Evolve Dammit]

19. a little spritz of DEET behind the ears and a camo shirt. All it takes..

[UTUSN]

20. You too funny