Jeez, I thought the triple-X Olympics would be a bit more - uh - risque

[rurallib]

But - no - all the athletes are clothed and no new - uh - competitions.
Color me disappointed.

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. I used to compete in the XXX Olympics until I sustained a SERIOUS injury in the pole vault event.

[HopeHoops]

3. Miss the hole on the way up? Or did you miss the mattress on the way down?

[petronius]

2. Guess I shoulda read the Lounge - I posted a similar sentiment

three minutes after you did...

[rurallib]

6. great minds crawl in the gutter together.

[lastlib]

4. My problem was the hurdles.....

...knocked down ev'ry damn one of 'em....got my feet over 'em OK, but......well, you know...

[rurallib]

7. were you the one they nicknamed the hammer?

[jakeXT]

5. They used to be naked in the past

NUDITY AT THE GAMES?

There are two stories relating to the question of nudity at the ancient Olympic Games. One story states that it was a runner from Megara, Orsippos or Orrhippos who, in 720 B.C. was the first to run naked in the stadion race when he lost his shorts in the race. Another tradition is that it was the Spartans who introduced nudity to the Olympic Games in the 8th century B.C. as it was a Spartan tradition. It is not clear if the very first recorded victor at Olympia, Koroibos, who won the stadion race in 776 B.C. wore shorts or not. It seems fairly clear that by the late 8th century nudity was common for the male contestants.

http://www.penn.museum/sites/olympics/olympicorigins.shtml

It's a bit strange to watch gymnastics without a bra, but the Japanese like it..

In 2002, Miloşovici, along with former teammates Corina Ungureanu and Claudia Presecan, sparked controversy by posing naked in photographs for a Japanese photobook, LCC Gold ISBN 4-87279-118-5, and performing gymnastics routines topless for the Japanese DVDs Gold Bird and Euro Angels. A number of photographs from the photobook and DVDs were subsequently published in the Japanese magazine Shukan Gendai, and an edited version of the DVDs entitled 3 Gold Girls was released in Germany in 2004. Because the gymnasts had posed for some of the photographs and footage wearing their official Romanian team leotards, the Romanian Gymnastics Federation banned them from coaching and judging in the country for five years, and the Japanese Junior Gymnastic Club Federation contemplated banning Romanian gymnasts from a major international junior competition.[12][13]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavinia_Milo%C5%9Fovici