I AM FALLING ASLEEP

[Bertha Venation]

AND I AM SHOUTING IN THE HOPE THAT THE NOISE WILL KEEP ME AWAKE.

God any advice for someone in my predicament?

[HopeHoops]

1. King Crimson - "21st Century Schizoid Man"

THIS will wake your ass up...

[Bertha Venation]

2. If only I could watch video at work!

Thanks, though, HopeHoops.

[HopeHoops]

3. No video? How about a slide show of 8" plus hunks? I'm sure I could track one down.

[Bertha Venation]

4. Hahahahaha!

Gold medal dykes don't usually go for that kind of thing . . .

[HopeHoops]

6. With enough beer, anybody would.

[mikeytherat]

5. Hey! Wake up!

Best I can offer from Virginia. That, or get up and dance around to this:

That's what I'm doing right now.

mikey_the_rat

[NightWatcher]

7. go yank out a nose hair

if that doesnt work, go yank out someone else's nose hair and prepare to run