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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsThe dumbest thing ever uttered by anyone, anywhere
"Bring it on."
Thanks to Lewis Black http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018161180 (it's in the final of the four segments)
Yours??
turtlerescue1
(1,013 posts)petronius
(26,613 posts)Uttering it convincingly can lead to epic hilarity...
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)"Again."
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)I kid you not - they started it not us!
Mendocino
(7,528 posts)Wilford Brimley? Seriously, I remember that he traveled on John McCains campaign trail bus.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)nolabear
(42,004 posts)An oldie but a goodie.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Either they'll drink it or they'll spit in it and give it back to you
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)LynneSin
(95,337 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)The guy who makes that declaration is never coming back to sip his beer. He inevitably ends up being taken away in an ambulance, often in a full-body cast. Roofies are the least of his worries.
loli phabay
(5,580 posts)HelenaHandbasket
(51 posts)I can think of a whole bunch of these LOL.
nolabear
(42,004 posts)HelenaHandbasket
(51 posts)How about these:
"She had herself a time".
"See you when I see you".
"Who woulda thought?" or "Who woulda think it?"
"How's it hanging?"
Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)Don't feel bad; it may be overused, but that doesn't mean it isn't true
HelenaHandbasket
(51 posts)Grrrr...I hate that!
Behind the Aegis
(54,053 posts)And his other winner....
"There's an old saying in Tennessee." (pause) (pause) "I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says, 'Fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me... You can't get fooled again!'"
He was a total dipshit.
deutsey
(20,166 posts)just so long as I'm the dictator.
HelenaHandbasket
(51 posts)Over here cracking up....he was such a doofus!
pa28
(6,145 posts)Populist_Prole
(5,364 posts)Lamest comeback...ever. Most commonly used by weasels when a previous statement/accusation made by them is soundly refuted or pointed out how offensive it is. Some just always get into a habit of letting their mouths write checks their brain can't cash.
Ineeda
(3,626 posts)and it was quite funny.
Chan790
(20,176 posts)Really? No shit? I just once want someone to admit they found what they were looking for...and kept looking!!
Until then, the phrase "It's always in the last place you look." is an absurdity, a statement that simply needs no vocalization.
loli phabay
(5,580 posts)LibDemAlways
(15,139 posts)sarge43
(28,946 posts)Murphy's Law in action
raccoon
(31,131 posts)If you find an exception, seems to me that DISPROVES the rule.
sarge43
(28,946 posts)Pool Hall Ace
(5,849 posts)the saying is, "There is an exception to every rule." Therefore, when you see the exception, that proves the rule that there is an exception to every rule.
Wait . . . what?
raccoon
(31,131 posts)sarge43
(28,946 posts)The original expression was "the exception is the proof (test) of the rule." Because both the definition and the pronunciation of the two words are similar, it's easy to mix up.
Iggo
(47,597 posts)One of my classmates in some math class back in the day. The professor's reply was along the lines of "No. You did it wrong and got the wrong answer."
Scuba
(53,475 posts)"These maps are both different" she proclaimed.
Doc_Technical
(3,529 posts)Does this mean that you are incapable of giving me
a rational explanation of your opinion backed up
with facts and figures?
Proud Liberal Dem
(24,456 posts)frequently (almost reflexively) used by religious people to comfort anybody who had something bad (usually awful) happen to them.
Initech
(100,144 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)It was Lewis, wasn't it?
HelenaHandbasket
(51 posts)I saw him live in concert a few months ago....great show.
lastlib
(23,376 posts)logically it means they are comparing two pairs of items, and the differences between the pairs compared are identical. But they don't use it that way.....
D'uhhhhhh....
I cringe when I hear that one.