Good Evening Democratic Underground.

[LuckyCharms]

I just thought I would poke my head in and see how everyone is doing this fine evening!

Everyone doing good?

That's good. Very glad to hear that!!

Oh, Luckycharms? He must be the guy whose house I'm robbing. He's tied up in the corner, crying.

I'm stealing all of his shit, but he had this up on the screen, so I thought I'd say hello!

So far, I got some Reese's cups, a toenail clipper, some kind of lotion, a Harbor Freight catalog, and a cloth tape measure with a red arrow made with a Sharpie that points to the 2 1/2 inch mark.

[Marie Marie]

1. I am usually not for the death penalty but

I would make an exception in this case. Stealing someone's Reese's cups crosses the line.

[Enter stage left]

2. 2 & 1/2 inches...I call bullshit!

[LuckyCharms]

3. That's probably what he said when he measured it...

"THIS IS BULLSHIT"!!!

[Cracklin Charlie]

4. Grab me those Funyuns!

I got the munchies!

[jpak]

5. Tickle him with a feather

He hates that shit

[lastlib]

6. Lotion??

(LuckyCharms.....lotion......HMMmmm........lotion........Okaaayyy.......)