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Duncanpup

(12,986 posts) Thu Oct 28, 2021, 07:03 AM Oct 2021

So I came clean to my wife thirty years ago I tried phone sex

It didn’t work out the holes were too small

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So I came clean to my wife thirty years ago I tried phone sex (Original Post) Duncanpup Oct 2021 OP

Use a cell phone - put it on vibrate. n/t PoliticAverse Oct 2021 #1

You were supposed to use the cord, dummy! /nt bucolic_frolic Oct 2021 #2

This gives new meaning to the phrase "jack off"......... lastlib Oct 2021 #3

Reminds me of the time I got caught watching a porno NightWatcher Oct 2021 #4

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

1. Use a cell phone - put it on vibrate. n/t

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Oct 28, 2021, 07:09 AM

Oct 2021

bucolic_frolic

(43,619 posts)

2. You were supposed to use the cord, dummy! /nt

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Oct 28, 2021, 07:41 AM

Oct 2021

lastlib

(23,441 posts)

3. This gives new meaning to the phrase "jack off".........

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Oct 28, 2021, 09:40 AM

Oct 2021

sorry, that was too easy. I'll be leaving now.

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

4. Reminds me of the time I got caught watching a porno

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Thu Oct 28, 2021, 09:42 AM

Oct 2021

over my dad's shoulder at the airport before our flight.

Embarrassing.

(stolen from some comedian)

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