Let's make a list - Post here things better than Mitt Romney!!

[LynneSin]

According to John McCain, the reason he didn't pick Mitt Romney for his VP was because Sarah Palin was more qualified.

I kid you not!

If that was ever the worst endorsement ever then I don't know what.

So your goal is to post things better than Mitt Romney

Things like this:

Olive Garden
Schlitz Beer
The movie 'Bride Wars'

Post your list here!

[taterguy]

1. Delaware

[LynneSin]

2. Taterguy

[taterguy]

19. Geddy Lee

[LynneSin]

36. That's rude!

Why do you make baby Jesus, who happens to be a HUGE Rush fan, cry?

<<<===== Baby Jesus Crying

[taterguy]

42. So rude you'd almost think I was from Philly

[hifiguy]

3. To quote a long-ago SNL sketch,

Painful Rectal Itch.

[graywarrior]

4. Cat puke on a shag carpet

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. Dirty Snot Rags.

[ohiosmith]

6. Philadelphia Eagles!

[LynneSin]

10. Ohiosmith

[ohiosmith]

12. Always with the personal!

[LynneSin]

16. Hey but I think you're better than Mitt Romney

Congrats!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

7. Chafing in nether regions.

[ohiosmith]

9. I always wanted to visit the fjords!

[Arugula Latte]

11. Perhaps you are pining for them?

[Xyzse]

8. Uhh...

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Careful, she's scary.

Religious Nut from Trading Spouses.

[turtlerescue1]

13. Prohibition of the 1920's !

[Yavin4]

14. The Song, "We Built This City" by Starship

Someone always playing corporation games
Who cares they're always changing corporation names
We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible, write us off the page

[bluesbassman]

30. Oh damn, you had to go THERE?

Oh all right, the great steaming pile of elephant dung known throughout the land as "We Built This City" is better than Mitt Romney. There. I said it. Please don't make me do that again.

[Yavin4]

39. I Have A Proposition For You

You get to have a super progressive majority in the Congress for 8 years (think 535 Dennis Kucinich types) and a strong progressive president (FDR redux) on the condition that you have to listen to the song "We Built This City", as performed by Starship, once a day, every day for those same 8 years.

Would you take it?

[bluesbassman]

41. Yeah, I'd take one for the team.

But man, that's really pushing the limit.

[Downwinder]

15. 99.9% of Mormons.

[trof]

17. A splinter, a hangnail, dandruff, acne, a paper cut, acid indigestion, flatulence...

Oh hell, this list is endless.

[MiddleFingerMom]

20. Well hell... flatulence is even better than ME. At least, it GETS the better of me sometimes.

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.
.
"Sorry, fellow elevator riders. Let me press the "Emergency Stop" button so that nobody ELSE has to
endure that before it dissipates."
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Middlefingermom. Always caring.
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And always sharing.
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[liberaltrucker]

18. Explosive diarrhea

[HopeHoops]

21. A stinking pile of worm-infested baboon crap frozen on the front windshield in January.

[progressivebydesign]

22. body lice. n/t

[KamaAina]

23. The Ebola virus

[Punkingal]

24. Roseanne Barr singing the national anthem.

[Denninmi]

25. Snookie. The Octomom. Michael Jackson's cardiologist. The National Enquirer.

A festering, puss-filled enormous boil on your butt. A freezer out in your garage full of steaks that broke down 5 days ago in the heat an no one noticed until the stench started to attract flies.

So many, many possible answers to "things better than Mitt Romney".

[Turbineguy]

26. Dog shit.

With flies on it.

[libodem]

33. you took mine

I was going to say dog shit, if no one else had taken it.

[Major Nikon]

46. Day old dog shit

...being eaten by a bath salts partaker

[Yavin4]

27. Will Wheaton, Scappy Doo, and Jar Jar Binks

Oh, and that kid Oliver from The Brady Bunch.

[Baitball Blogger]

28. Watching Dance Moms is better than Mitt Romney.

Having to take a class at the Abby Miller dance studio is better than Mitt Romney.

Having to deal with all those Dance Moms is better than Mitt Romney.

[HappyMe]

37. I gotta disagree.

Dance Moms is just as horrific as the Sir Mitt de Bain. Neither make a lick of sense, and they aren't going away tomorrow.

[hibbing]

29. Super Brew 15

Hi,
Can think of plenty of others, but this is my most topical choice.

Peace

[Bombero1956]

31. painful rectal itch

at least with the itch you can put lotion on it.

[Chan790]

32. Hemorrhoids. n/t

[UTUSN]

34. A cocker spaniel angry over Seamus strapped to the top of the vehicle

[AsahinaKimi]

35. JUDGE DREDD

"I AM THE LAW!!!"

[HappyMe]

38. I'm going to go with the classic

sharp stick in the eye.

[A Simple Game]

40. Enough!!! Leave poor Mitt alone. For the last week there has been nothing,

and I mean nothing, funnier than the ads against Mitt.

Source of many laughs the last few days.

[becca da bakkah]

43. I Have Three Words...

False Labor Pains. N'uff said!

[littlewolf]

44. a bucket of fresh cow droppings ..

it is possible for that
bucket to be useful ..
such as growing veggies

[Wait Wut]

45. My ex-husband.

But, it's close.

[Initech]

47. Omega House

[LiberalEsto]

48. A sore molar that needs to be pulled

[RFKHumphreyObama]

49. Ummm....this question has a too wide criteria

The lists of things that are not better than Mitt Romney would be much easier and shorter

[SoDesuKa]

50. Chili-Flavored Ice Cream

or bleach-flavored cookies.
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Bacon-Flavored Ice Cream
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*This is for real - there actually IS bacon-flavored ice cream.

[lovemydog]

51. The last Duke Nukem

game

[6000eliot]

52. Scabies