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Post what your pet's PU names would be and what kind of posts they would make!!!
My cat's PU names - Awesome Abbott and EvilOne Evita.
Awesome Abbott would posts: What are your favorite positions for licking your empty furballs?
EvilOne Evita would post: Who here has a recommendation for getting rid of their human?
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)My dog's name: Audacious Audrey.
She would post: What are you eating and why aren't you giving me any?
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)"You don't honestly expect me to interrupt my precious sleeping time on a regular basis to play on teh Intertubes, do you? Really? Now open the cat food can."
arbusto_baboso
(7,162 posts)And she would post, "Give me bacon, or give me... well, just give me bacon."
Denninmi
(6,581 posts)Do you think human would taste more like chicken or like pork? If they continue to be this slow to serve me my dinner, I may have to consider alternative food sources. The service in this place is terrible, at a minimum I will NOT be leaving a tip.
Oh, and when I tell them I need to go out at 3:02 am, I mean 3:02, not 3:04 or 3:10 or however long it takes the pathetic human to get out of bed. I am your Lord and Master and I said "Move It!"
4_TN_TITANS
(2,977 posts)my dachshund mixes.
IPlay4U
Boxer mix
Baitball Blogger
(46,775 posts)Lily would start his own forum on DU which specializes on frog cuisine for frogs and toads ( so don't expect frog leg recipes). His specialties are marshmallow cricket squares and curried African bees.
fizzgig
(24,146 posts)or jumbo and dumbo.
fatcat: why for is there no food? surely i will waste away.
dingbat: i love pets. and scratches. and belly rubs. who's with me?
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)"Anybody wanna go for a walk??????"
kimi
(2,441 posts)(she has a sinus condition).
Kimi would be "Iamqueen". Loki would be "Lokemon". Mitts would be "Boneyman". Bear would be "Gummy", & Tigger would be "MrWiggles".
Wait, that's what they're all called already!
Their posts would all run along the same lines: "When are you feeding us, & hurry it up! Why are you sitting there? We are all of us starving to death!" That, or "Why aren't you scratching my head/back/tummy/chin?"
They are sooooo predictable.
warrior1
(12,325 posts)Wouldn't ask, he would just tell me. "Don't leave me and go for a bike ride."
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LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)The first two are female cats, tortie sisters. .
Penny is a female dog, half Cavalier spaniel and half American Eskimo.
Bailey is a male dog, half Cavalier spaniel and half chihuahua.
All spayed/neutered.
Salem would post: How much hair can you lick off your belly?
Dinah would post: Hisssssssssss. Hissssssssssss. I hate you!
Penny would post: I love you. Can I have a chest rub, please? Or some cheese?
Bailey would post: Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap I don't care who or what you are but yap yap yap...
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)They wouldn't spend a minute in The Lounge, they'd all be in the FOOD forum!!
meow2u3
(24,774 posts)He wouldn't post because he'd ignore everyone.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,924 posts)MaximumMilo: What are your favorite sleeping places that your human doesn't want you to use?
MrJeff: What's the best way to permanently disable a vacuum cleaner?
PrincessPixie: When your human does something you don't like, how do you react? Do you bite them, or just hiss at them?
HeiressofBickworth
(2,682 posts)Naija (the old girl) - hrumph
Jasmine (indifferent long-hair) - huh
Coco - (even more indifferent short-hair) - Meh
Mango (sleek Asian-type) - (usually found in the rafters of the garage)
So, none of them would be good PU posters as they are too disinterested to play.
Amerigo Vespucci
(30,885 posts)So I'll just re-post this little Photoshop response I created a while back when we were getting a flood of observations / complaints regarding the number of "cat threads" on DU...