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Duncanpup

(12,986 posts) Tue Apr 27, 2021, 07:24 AM Apr 2021

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that

He is finished.

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that (Original Post) Duncanpup Apr 2021 OP

He starts the 'honey-do' list. In_The_Wind Apr 2021 #1

I had an uncle that used to say, "they shouldn't let you die unless you've been married at least brewens Apr 2021 #2

You have violated the terms of DU twodogsbarking Apr 2021 #3

Huh it's a joke Duncanpup Apr 2021 #5

I know but some Karen will go after it. twodogsbarking Apr 2021 #6

Thanks for the heads up Duncanpup Apr 2021 #7

Nah, keep it up. Claire Oh Nette Apr 2021 #11

Well, it's a joke PJMcK Apr 2021 #9

Dying alone sounds better and better every day IronLionZion Apr 2021 #4

Alas picky, picky but you also have a point appalachiablue Apr 2021 #13

I have a really bad ex, a really good ex and multigraincracker Apr 2021 #8

You make me think of a Ben Folds song PJMcK Apr 2021 #10

Nice post, Norm Macdonald! Dr. Strange Apr 2021 #12

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

1. He starts the 'honey-do' list.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 07:31 AM

Apr 2021

brewens

(13,714 posts)

2. I had an uncle that used to say, "they shouldn't let you die unless you've been married at least

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 07:32 AM

Apr 2021

once".

twodogsbarking

(10,033 posts)

3. You have violated the terms of DU

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 07:53 AM

Apr 2021

One more time and you are out.

Duncanpup

(12,986 posts)

5. Huh it's a joke

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #3)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 08:02 AM

Apr 2021

twodogsbarking

(10,033 posts)

6. I know but some Karen will go after it.

Reply to Duncanpup (Reply #5)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 08:13 AM

Apr 2021

Trust me, I was there.

Duncanpup

(12,986 posts)

7. Thanks for the heads up

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #6)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 08:14 AM

Apr 2021

Karen’s are like ankle biting dogs

Claire Oh Nette

(2,636 posts)

11. Nah, keep it up.

Reply to Duncanpup (Reply #7)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 11:00 AM

Apr 2021

I need my daily dose of duncanpup puns

PJMcK

(22,110 posts)

9. Well, it's a joke

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #3)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 10:13 AM

Apr 2021

And this is the DU Lounge.

IronLionZion

(45,707 posts)

4. Dying alone sounds better and better every day

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 07:58 AM

Apr 2021

appalachiablue

(41,264 posts)

13. Alas picky, picky but you also have a point

Reply to IronLionZion (Reply #4)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 03:51 PM

Apr 2021

multigraincracker

(32,807 posts)

8. I have a really bad ex, a really good ex and

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 09:04 AM

Apr 2021

the rest are just exes.

PJMcK

(22,110 posts)

10. You make me think of a Ben Folds song

Reply to multigraincracker (Reply #8)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 10:18 AM

Apr 2021

"Army" has these lines:

God, please spare me more rejection
'Cause my peers they criticize me
And my ex-wives all despise me
Try to put it all behind me
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels

Dr. Strange

(25,933 posts)

12. Nice post, Norm Macdonald!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 11:18 AM

Apr 2021

This interview just never gets old!

You dirty dog!

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