After 10 wonderful years of a loving relationship with my cat Abbott I have to ask this one question

[LynneSin]

When will that lazyass furball realize I do NOT like him rubbing his ass in my face???!!!

It's been 10 years - when will he learn not to do that

[libodem]

1. Cats just love their asses

They expect that you should, too.

[LynneSin]

3. Can he love his ass about a foot away from my face

I really don't want to go 'cheek to cheek' with him if you know what I mean!

[Arugula Latte]

2. Maybe Abbott is asking this question:

When will that snobby human elitist come to appreciate the wonders of my ass in her face???!!!

[LynneSin]

4. If I'm a elitist snob for not wanting cat butt in my face then so be it

If you like it so much you come here and get a butt rub

[lunatica]

5. I hope you don't tutch it!

[graywarrior]

6. Is it a big butt?

Coz they don't lie.

[LynneSin]

7. For a 17lb cat it's pretty tight

he's just big boned

[graywarrior]

8. My 18 pounder does the same thing.

He's livid the past 3 days coz I've put him on a diet. He sits near his food bowl and glares at me, then howls when I don't fill it. I expect his butt in my face will happen more frequently now.

[Arugula Latte]

9. I thought it was hips that didn't lie?

[graywarrior]

10. Republican lips do lie, I know that.

[LynneSin]

11. HOnestly it is my belief that house cats are republicans

They demand everything for free but still bitch about it anyways. Oh and they won't lift one furry finger to help get any of it either.

[graywarrior]

14. And they're judgmental as hell

Maybe even borderline bigots

[Arugula Latte]

27. Case in point ...

"Read my (virtually non-existent) lips":

[graywarrior]

28. He hardly has any lips

[Ikonoklast]

12. But your face is so soft!

What?

You want your poor kitty to get his poor butt all chafed up by rubbing on your knobbly knees or something?

Meany.

[NV Whino]

13. You have that wrong

It is your responsibility to remove your face from his butt. Kitty butts have the right of way.

[RiffRandell]

15. The old "one eye."

Cats love showing it to you. My dog does too.

[rox63]

16. Cats and dogs offer their butts to sniff to other animals they like

Maybe he's confused that you don't also appreciate the offer.

[applegrove]

17. I had a cat who did that. I put up with it cause I figured it was his way of bonding.

[LynneSin]

18. It's been 10 years, we're beyond bonding and I"ve accepted him as a part of my life

Doesn't he get that yet?

[mythology]

31. I think I see the problem here.

You said that you've "accepted him as a part of" your life. This seems to imply some sort of equality between the two of you.

That should be "you've accepted him as your rightful feline overlord." I'm sure if you just correct your attitude, you will find the cat's butt in your face no longer bothers you.

[Bertha Venation]

19. It's a sign of trust.

Nice to be trusted, but nasty.

[nadine_mn]

20. oh where is that drawing from DU2 - Don't touch the butt?

This thread reminds me of that!

My cat LOVES to shake his ass in my face.

[beac]

21. Maybe he's upset that after ten years you STILL refuse to get this tattoo:

[HopeHoops]

23. Now THAT is a clever tattoo.

[turtlerescue1]

26. Dat's creative abilities!

[HopeHoops]

22. Give it up. Just give it up. Your face is there to observe his asshole.

[lastlib]

24. Try snapping it with a rubber band....

...a few of those, maybe he'll get the hint.

[turtlerescue1]

25. IT was in his contract!

small fine print.

[MiddleFingerMom]

29. Now I'm ABSOLUTELY positive that you and I would never get along as a couple.

[mysuzuki2]

30. I had a girlfriend like that once.

Once.