Hold my beer while I try out this jet lawnmower we found on ebay!

[struggle4progress]

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. Red Rocket!!! Red Rocket!!!

[struggle4progress]

3. I think I won't have no more beer cuz I'm seein all kindsa stuff now

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. but, does it mow?

[struggle4progress]

4. Not anymore. Fuckin cheapshit lawnmower melted a fuel line and exploded into flames.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. awesome! want another beer?

[HarveyDarkey]

6. That was no fun

They're both still alive. With a title like that I was expecting a Darwin Award candidate, if not a winner.

[struggle4progress]

8. We've all decided Steampunk is safer

[HopeHoops]

7. Well, at least the afterburner will take care of the dandylions.

[davsand]

9. How many Darwin awards were preceded by the words, "Here, hold my beer..."?

That is actually a catch phrase in my household for anything stupid that we do.





Laura

[struggle4progress]

11. That are just some antidotes and coincidence what don't prove nothin

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. Men and their toys!

[struggle4progress]

12. You am not seem to be a person who take lawnmowers serious

[sarge43]

17. Well, testosterone is a Schedule III controlled substance

I mean really, which has gotten more people fucked up -- pot or nut juice?

[frogmarch]

13. there are no words for this

in my vocabulary. :-\

[struggle4progress]

14. Maybe you could might try sayin "Jet-powered lawnmower"

Them is fine words in my opinion, which I are stuckin to

[frogmarch]

15. heh. Well, now,

that thar is a jim dandy ideer. Jet-powered lawnmor. Yep, I like the sound o' that.

[struggle4progress]

16. I thunk you would come round