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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI just got out of the shower and I smell so good
that I'm worried I may try to seduce myself. I'm not gay, but I may have to make an "Old Spice Exception" because my hands are starting to wander. I just looked in the mirror and asked myself if it hurt when I fell from heaven.
Then I blushed, and I smiled at myself in the mirror. My teeth sparkled and went *bing*.
I held a Viagra up to the mirror, and as the guy in the mirror went to take the pill in his full, lush lips, I pulled the pill away and said "I'm sorry. I just can't ".
So now I'm sitting in the recliner, feeling shame and joy simultaneously.
I hope this all works out for the best.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,592 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,413 posts)I'm busy at the moment. Thank you for understanding.
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,413 posts)nocoincidences
(2,215 posts)I had an acid trip just like this, minus the Viagra.
magicarpet
(14,119 posts)... with vows of celibacy and all that ?
Then maybe you can learn to keep your hands to yourself,...
Oops I mean,.. keep your hands away from yourself.
A hobby like knitting or gardening ? Skip the erectile dysfunction candy,.. that might be a good start.
MLAA
(17,250 posts)flamin lib
(14,559 posts)In the '90s I had a tangential connection to a company called Varilite, the provider of lighting and effects for live concerts. It was eventually bought by Phil Collins.
Most bands/groups had two crews to support them, one on location and the other leapfrogging to the next concert. Robert Palmer had four crews because the schedule was so compressed with concerts every weekend and sometimes mid week! He literally wore the roadies out! He'd tour and take a month off to recover.
Gives James Brown a real run for title "Hardest working man in music." No wonder he died at 54 from a heart attack.
MLAA
(17,250 posts)Leith
(7,808 posts)Will you still respect yourself in the morning?