Have you received packs of unknown seeds in the mail?

[SergeStorms]

DON'T PLANT THEM!

The United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) issued a statement on its website Tuesday confirming the agency is investigating the situation after receiving multiple reports about the "suspicious, unsolicited packages of seed that appear to be coming from China."

Because the seeds are from "unknown origins," USDA officials urged Americans to refrain from planting them, as they could potentially pose a serious threat to U.S. agriculture.

So far, officials in Kentucky, Maryland, North Carolina, New York, Virginia, Utah, Minnesota and Washington have all reported cases of their residents receiving the seeds in the mail.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/mysterious-seeds-from-china-being-mailed-to-americans-e2-80-94-and-officials-urge-against-planting-them/ar-BB17hW9G

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Demon seed only arrives at night when you're asleep.

[SergeStorms]

4. That's when the succubus...

Malania Trump, steals men's seed (lord knows she isn't married to a man). Not that she wants to get pregnant, but being a Trump (even if only by marriage), she wants to make sure there's nothing left for anyone else. And how do you think Hubby keeps his rat's-nest bouffant hairdo in place? That ain't hairspray, folks.

[TexasTowelie]

2. They have also arrived in California. nt

[jmowreader]

3. No, but I could use an Audrey II

[SergeStorms]

5. Wow, Steve Martin is young there.

He's come a long way from living in Laurel Canyon and opening for Linda Ronstadt on the Sunset Strip. Jeez, that means I'm old as hell too.