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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMy granddaughter's jokes
Why was the beach wet?
Because the seaweed.
What did one eye say to the other?
Between you and me, something smells.
I laughed.
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My granddaughter's jokes (Original Post)
Marthe48
Jul 2020
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femmedem
(8,210 posts)1. I laughed, too.
Thanks.
Backseat Driver
(4,402 posts)2. Kids go through the joke phases; we need the little chuckles.
underpants
(183,007 posts)3. We went to a big re-opening at a Legos store
People were in line for blocks.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
You got me on the first one. I was looking for the rest of the story. lol
Marthe48
(17,112 posts)4. I love that they like the offbeat humor
I get a big kick out of saying something punny and see that look on their faces when they get it.
erronis
(15,460 posts)6. It's funny(?) that I am reverting to my schoolyard humor as I
I get a lot of raised eyebrows and people glancing at one another.
Even back then I didn't understand much of the humor (or not), but because the bigger kids thought it was funny, I thought it was too.
Like the two boys walking past the dog that's licking itself.
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Marthe48
(17,112 posts)8. One of my Dad's favorites :)
lol
LeftishBrit
(41,219 posts)9. LOL!