More Covid19 Funnies!
>> Subject: Perfect
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>> > 1. My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. // Only have 14 to go.
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>> > 2. I ate a salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes.
>> > Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and
>> > cheese.
>> > FINE, it was a pizza... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now?
>>
>> > 3. How to prepare Tofu:
>> > a. Throw it in the trash
>> > b. Grill some meat, chicken, or fish.
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>> > 4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
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>> > 5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in
>> > 3 hours and 20 minutes.
>>
>> > 6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live
>> > longer than men who mention it.
>>
>> > 7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I
>> > had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
>>
>> > 8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
>>
>> > 9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero
>> > outside they closed school? Yeah, Me neither.
>>
>> > 10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or
>> > talented. I forgot where I was going with this.
>>
>> > 11. I love approaching 82, I learn something new every day and forget
>> > 5 other things.
>>
>> > 12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for
>> > money so I woke up and searched with him.
>>
>> > 13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and
>> > call it a day.
>> > 14. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
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One would think that I would have learned by now...
Thanks, CP.
❤ lmsp
