Some funny signs:
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS:
We will heel you… We will save your sole… We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
“Blind man driving.”
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.”
On a Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place."
On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber's truck :
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout.”
On an Electrician's truck :
"Let us remove your shorts.”
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”
On a Maternity Room door :
"Push. Push. Push.”
At a Car Dealership :
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a Veterinarian's waiting room :
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”
And the best one for last…
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”
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Glad you enjoyed.
Those were great!
There is a septic tank cleaning service truck I see around here occasionally that bears the slogan
“Your Number Two Business is Our Number One Business.”
Thanks for sharing those!
"It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me."
and then
Sign seen at a roadside diner/station: "Eat here and get gas."
Sign at a barber: "Come in to get a haircut ($10.00) and we'll cut the rest for free."
Thanks, CP. Your collection was great! 
I'm so glad you enjoyed it.
