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pnwmom

(108,925 posts)
Sat Mar 28, 2020, 06:05 PM Mar 2020

America's hot new boyfriend, Andrew Cuomo

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My Boyfriend Andrew Cuomo’s New Girlfriend Is America

Trapped in my apartment, nowhere else to focus my hormones, the governor is the only man speaking directly TO ME for miles around.

Vital New York Times’ think pieces aside, life in Corona lockdown has been pretty innocuous for me so far. I have no children, no pets, just lots of beautiful things from HomeGoods and the outlets packed into a not-unspacious apartment on New York’s Upper West Side. I’m able to work from home sans bra, artfully tucking my breasts into my armpits while replying to work emails, and thankfully putting pants on to host my morning radio show on SiriusXM from my living room, a show my neighbors have called “Can you please close your windows?” and “Seriously, we have a newborn.”

But the one thing I do have to look forward to every day like clockwork has been New York Governor Andrew Cuomo’s daily press briefings at 11 a.m. (Sometimes he’s late, and starts them at 11:30. I’ve started referring to this waiting time as “Cuomo FOMO.”) Like a velveteen gravity blanket for my soul, the second I see this man’s perfectly weathered face and tousled curls, the moment his Pacino-like accent fills my living room with its mafia-like authority, my blood pressure drops, my breasts seem to perk up on their own, and a tingly feeling of optimism washes over my imprisoned body as I think to myself… I think we’re gonna be okay.

Also: I think I’m in love with New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.
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America's hot new boyfriend, Andrew Cuomo (Original Post) pnwmom Mar 2020 OP
One could certainly do worse ... (nt) mr_lebowski Mar 2020 #1
one specific skill set related to one specific incident - what else does he have? msongs Mar 2020 #2
This piece is only for people who want some laughs. pnwmom Mar 2020 #3

msongs

(67,199 posts)
2. one specific skill set related to one specific incident - what else does he have?
Sat Mar 28, 2020, 06:12 PM
Mar 2020

there's a differnce between infatuation and love lol

pnwmom

(108,925 posts)
3. This piece is only for people who want some laughs.
Sat Mar 28, 2020, 06:14 PM
Mar 2020

However, the Governor is a very capable man with a broad "skill set" in managing New York.

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