Weird, gross dream I had this AM.

[GreenPartyVoter]

I was eating dinner in a posh restaurant with lots of gilt and red velvet everywhere, which is odd because I am far too broke to do anything like that. I look down the room and there’s “President” Donald Trump having a Trump steak with a whole lot of people. One of them is a young boy, maybe 9, who decides it’s a good idea to spear his meat with his knife and eat it off the tip.

Horrified, I yell out in my firmest Mom/teacher voice not to do it. Trump looks over my way and goes on a tirade that I can’t hear but he’s clearly mad because he’s turning from orange to purple. I get up and retreat to the ladies room, but stop short as I enter the door. I’m barefoot and wearing a long skirt, which I immediately hitch up because there’s a couple of inches of standing waste water on the floor. The toilet is spewing filth like a geyser everywhere! And the last thought I had before waking was, “Now what the hell do I do?”

I woke up and realized at the very least I could have told that buffoon off, or even have done something more heroic than that, but instead my brain left me mired in poo. What gives?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

1. Be eternally grateful that you woke up and that wasn't your personal hell!

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. Very grateful!

[guillaumeb]

2. What if you are dreaming about DU,

and are actually in that washroom in water up to your knees.

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Oh, dear. I hadn't considered that! But if that is the case, why would I dream up

this response from you? LOL

[guillaumeb]

10. Is marijuana legal in your state?

Just asking.

[GreenPartyVoter]

11. Yes, but I've never tried it that I know of. I might have almost had some once

when we got brownies for Halloween from a local artist. Not that we didn’t trust her, but she always had a pile of people underfoot and there was no telling who actually made the brownies. So, Mom said no just to be safe.

[guillaumeb]

12. It is now legal in Illinois.

And the closest dispensary is 1 and 1/2 miles from my house.

I hope that I do not have a dream like yours.

[GreenPartyVoter]

13. Pretty sure mine is due to stress in all areas of my life just now. Perhaps I need that brownie.

[PJMcK]

3. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

Just sayin'.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. But a good woman is a smoke! 😏

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. Sometimes so!

[ret5hd]

4. Your subconscious mind is telling you that you...

are in deep shit because of trump.

I would make a diagnosis of "perfectly sane".

You are welcome. Like Lucy, I charge $.05 per diagnosis. A check is fine.

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. I rather suspected as much. Wish I could have had the satisfaction of seeing him carted off at least

[Skittles]

14. given your the subject line here

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.....you could have just stopped at "I look down the room and there’s “President” Donald Trump"

[GreenPartyVoter]

15. Yep!!

[Fla Dem]

16. Wow, that had to be terribly unsettling.

But definitely your subconscious interpreting your thoughts and emotions about this whole Trump debacle. Hope you have a better sleep tonight.