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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm doing research for a book I am writing. How many times a day do you poop?
a) 4 to 6 times
b) 7 to 12 times
c) 13 to 47 times
d) greater than 47 times
Please answer honestly. I'm trying to make this book as realistic as possible.
Thank you.
GReedDiamond
(5,311 posts)...or per year?
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)Thank you.
GReedDiamond
(5,311 posts)...what about 0 -.999 and below?
What about US?!
diva77
(7,640 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)diva77
(7,640 posts)TexasTowelie
(112,150 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,721 posts)I shit a couple of gold bricks...broke ever since.
5X
(3,972 posts)Laura PourMeADrink
(42,770 posts)they share everything!
Cirque du So-What
(25,932 posts)Sorry, I use the old system.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,367 posts)Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)My answer is Yes!
unblock
(52,206 posts)Sometimes I poop 20 times in 10 seconds.
Especially after Mexican....
Piasladic
(1,160 posts)are you talking naturally... or with help:
1 manually
2 medically
3 metamucilly
LittleGirl
(8,287 posts)Criticized me for taking my iPad in the bathroom to drop the kids (poop).
I said, in the old days, it was the newspaper!
He shut up.
PJMcK
(22,035 posts)It might be more informative to know how many times people flush rather than poop.
This could be an environmental issue. Just ask Trump. Of course, all he does is shit.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)I have found it to be the best reading material for this effort.
If I'm a bit constipated, I'll call a random business in the Yellowbook and say "Guess what I'm doing"?
Loosens me right up.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)But my aim was bad until I got new glasses
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)I solved it by closing my eyes.
panader0
(25,816 posts)He finally worked it out with a pencil.
empedocles
(15,751 posts)woodsprite
(11,913 posts)Because he always used a kakalater!
You could title your book Dook of Trump.
lastlib
(23,222 posts)on average, though, I guess I'd say........well, let me do a little figuring:
I'd say that's close enough for the girls I get dates with.....
cyclonefence
(4,483 posts)as to what kind of poop you refer?
You will no doubt be using the Bristol Scale:
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)If I had a nickel for every time I've said that phrase...
cyclonefence
(4,483 posts)Food, furniture, boyfriend, that funny bump on my neck . . .
Chemisse
(30,810 posts)Wait! My poops aren't normal??!!
RazzleCat
(732 posts)I had to have surgery, so I am missing some of my colon, so to say I "process" fast is pretty accurate. Sort of I eat, I go, prior to the surgery if not having an IBSD issue once or twice per day.
Farmer-Rick
(10,163 posts)Or even over 4 times a day?
Weirdly worded question
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)as fertilizer, in North Korea. Each family has to collect a certain amount, in the article that amount was 2 tons a year, per family.
LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)Sounds low...
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)dewsgirl
(14,961 posts).
zanana1
(6,112 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,425 posts)I've decided to have the entire content be nothing but pictures.
randr
(12,412 posts)it is a steady state of spew the pooh.