Bob the donkey loves my wife I smile I cannot compete

[TEB]

Had coffee with my wife of thirty three years. And as we sat and talked we were laughing. This morning as I cleaned out the barn and fed and watered the horses and well animals. My wife came to help me and Bob is in love braying to my wife. Good morning how are you my love braying. As bob walks past me and gives my wife a hug. I’m the guy that usually feeds and waters them takes care of them.

And then after my wife had bob hugs. We came inside and MR big paws our golden retriever. Cuts me out on couch and cuddles with my wife as I am making coffee. Mr big paws is like I love you man remember you are the third wheel mister were a couple.

I smile it is all love I love all of our animals although bob and mr big paws. Truly are my wife’s suitors I’m cool with it.

[MLAA]

1. Better up your game TEB! Those two are setting a high bar! 😉

[TEB]

2. I suck as husband

[Ohiogal]

3. Mrs. TEB

must have tons of animal magnetism...

[TEB]

4. She does

[SouthernIrish]

5. This warms my ❤

Love these stories. Bob the donkey must be quite the character.

[TEB]

7. Bob is a stud a four legged lover boy

I cannot compete

[sl8]

6. Can't compete with that ass, eh?

[TEB]

8. Exactly