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Marthe48

(16,935 posts)
Sun Dec 8, 2019, 11:05 AM Dec 2019

My Dad's Christmas joke

A long time ago, before people had indoor bathrooms, a man was awakened to a tremendous crash. He looked out the window and to his amazement, saw Santa Claus, the reindeer, the sled, and his outhouse in shambles. Santa was yelling something, so the man opened his window in time to hear Santa scream, "I said Schmitt house!"

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My Dad's Christmas joke (Original Post) Marthe48 Dec 2019 OP
Ho, ho, ho! Fla Dem Dec 2019 #1
Thanks!❤ Karadeniz Dec 2019 #2
I don't get it lillypaddle Dec 2019 #3
Santa told the reindeer to land on the Schmitt house Marthe48 Dec 2019 #4

Marthe48

(16,935 posts)
4. Santa told the reindeer to land on the Schmitt house
Mon Dec 9, 2019, 09:39 PM
Dec 2019

The reindeer landed on the outhouse instead. The outhouses had other names, for this joke, 'shit house'.

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