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red dog 1

(27,781 posts) Sat Nov 23, 2019, 10:13 PM Nov 2019

Heard any good "Knock Knock" jokes lately?

Here's an oldie but a goody:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Madame

Madame who?

Madame foot's caught in the door!"

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Heard any good "Knock Knock" jokes lately? (Original Post) red dog 1 Nov 2019 OP

Knock, knock. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2019 #1

ROFL Beartracks Dec 2019 #54

As any Talking Head would say: Zambero Nov 2019 #2

Knock knock... LakeArenal Nov 2019 #3

Cantelope without a man--way I learned it in 50s bobbieinok Jan 2020 #77

Knock knock... Ohiogal Nov 2019 #4

A minicab driver told me that one Leith Nov 2019 #6

My favorite knock knock joke of all time nt yellowdogintexas Nov 2019 #11

Knock Knock red dog 1 Nov 2019 #5

Now I see you in a whole other light... Harker Nov 2019 #18

This message was self-deleted by its author Freelancer Nov 2019 #7

Knock, knock. Aristus Nov 2019 #8

That's mine! Wawannabe Nov 2019 #13

I'm sorry I robbed you of the pleasure. Aristus Nov 2019 #15

Knock Knock..... A HERETIC I AM Nov 2019 #9

ROFLMFAO!!! Wawannabe Nov 2019 #14

... A HERETIC I AM Nov 2019 #16

My grand-nephew pulled this one on me Shrek Nov 2019 #10

Yes! Marthe48 Nov 2019 #12

That's my favorite knock knock joke... hunter Dec 2019 #28

Most people can come up with one Marthe48 Dec 2019 #29

Knock Knock red dog 1 Nov 2019 #17

My favorite from childhood, long ago... Glorfindel Nov 2019 #19

Knock Knock red dog 1 Nov 2019 #20

What did the buffalo say to his boy as he left for school? underpants Dec 2019 #52

Knock Knock MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #21

Knock Knock red dog 1 Nov 2019 #22

Sure. You start. (n/t) MissMillie Nov 2019 #23

Knock Knock red dog 1 Nov 2019 #24

Knock Knock red dog 1 Dec 2019 #25

Knock knock krispos42 Dec 2019 #26

Knock knock nolabear Dec 2019 #27

LOL skypilot Jan 2020 #75

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Knock Knock MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #31

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Knock knock R B Garr Dec 2019 #49

Why are there no "Knock Knock" jokes about America? red dog 1 Dec 2019 #50

Love that one underpants Dec 2019 #53

Would it be morally wrong... SeattleVet Dec 2019 #51

Knock Knock red dog 1 Dec 2019 #55

"Knock, Knock" MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #56

Knock Knock MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #57

Knock Knock red dog 1 Jan 2020 #58

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Know any good Christmas jokes? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #60

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Knock Knock MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #62

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knock, knock (to my kids) handmade34 Jan 2020 #76

Here's a slightly off-color one PJMcK Jan 2020 #78

Knock Knock red dog 1 Jan 2020 #79

Knock knock! sakabatou Jan 2020 #80

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The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,609 posts)

1. Knock, knock.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 10:16 PM

Nov 2019

Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knock, knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phillip Glass.

Beartracks

(12,801 posts)

54. ROFL

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #1)

Sun Dec 29, 2019, 06:10 PM

Dec 2019

Zambero

(8,962 posts)

2. As any Talking Head would say:

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 10:24 PM

Nov 2019

And you may Knock Knock Knock
Living in a Knock Knock shack
And you may Knock Knock Knock
In another Knock Knock world
In a Knock Knock House
With a Knock Knock wife
And you may Knock Knock yourself
Oh Knock Knock, am I David Byrne?

LakeArenal

(28,806 posts)

3. Knock knock...

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 10:27 PM

Nov 2019

Who’s there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe tonight, Pop’s got the car.

bobbieinok

(12,858 posts)

77. Cantelope without a man--way I learned it in 50s

Reply to LakeArenal (Reply #3)

Tue Jan 28, 2020, 09:09 PM

Jan 2020

Ohiogal

(31,919 posts)

4. Knock knock...

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 10:35 PM

Nov 2019

Who’s there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
(singing). Sam and Janet Evening....

Leith

(7,808 posts)

6. A minicab driver told me that one

Reply to Ohiogal (Reply #4)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 11:22 PM

Nov 2019

as he was driving me to the House of Lords so I could make a speech.

yellowdogintexas

(22,231 posts)

11. My favorite knock knock joke of all time nt

Reply to Ohiogal (Reply #4)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 10:37 AM

Nov 2019

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

5. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Nov 23, 2019, 10:54 PM

Nov 2019

Who's there?

Wanda Smellmop

Wanda Smellmop who?

No thanks, I'm not into scat.

Harker

(13,985 posts)

18. Now I see you in a whole other light...

Reply to red dog 1 (Reply #5)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 12:13 AM

Nov 2019

Response to red dog 1 (Original post)

Freelancer This message was self-deleted by its author.

Aristus

(66,294 posts)

8. Knock, knock.

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 01:01 AM

Nov 2019

Who's there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient co-

MOO!

Wawannabe

(5,634 posts)

13. That's mine!

Reply to Aristus (Reply #8)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 03:14 PM

Nov 2019

Lol!

On edit: ...so relevant with the nunes “bullshit”!

Aristus

(66,294 posts)

15. I'm sorry I robbed you of the pleasure.

Reply to Wawannabe (Reply #13)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 03:34 PM

Nov 2019

It was my grandson's favorite knock-knock joke when he was a kid.

A HERETIC I AM

(24,362 posts)

9. Knock Knock.....

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 06:50 AM

Nov 2019

Who's there?

Nazi Interrogator

Nazi interrega....SLAP!

VEE VILL ASK ZEE KVESTIONS!

Wawannabe

(5,634 posts)

14. ROFLMFAO!!!

Reply to A HERETIC I AM (Reply #9)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 03:17 PM

Nov 2019

Whew boy! Too funny!

Never heard that one!

A HERETIC I AM

(24,362 posts)

16. ...

Reply to Wawannabe (Reply #14)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 06:39 PM

Nov 2019

Saw it for the first time the other day!

Best when told in person with the accent!

Shrek

(3,975 posts)

10. My grand-nephew pulled this one on me

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 10:33 AM

Nov 2019

"Do you love me?"

"Of course!"

"Will you ever forget me?"

"Never"

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"You forgot already"

Marthe48

(16,905 posts)

12. Yes!

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Nov 24, 2019, 10:49 AM

Nov 2019

You start it

hunter

(38,303 posts)

28. That's my favorite knock knock joke...

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #12)

Mon Dec 2, 2019, 12:47 PM

Dec 2019

... asking someone to say "Knock, knock" then answering "Who's there?" when they do.

Marthe48

(16,905 posts)

29. Most people can come up with one

Reply to hunter (Reply #28)

Mon Dec 2, 2019, 02:32 PM

Dec 2019

but sometimes not

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

17. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Nov 25, 2019, 11:14 PM

Nov 2019

Who's there?

Wijah

Wijah who?

Wijah lock the damn door?

Glorfindel

(9,719 posts)

19. My favorite from childhood, long ago...

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 12:27 AM

Nov 2019

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Myra
Myra who?
My rhinoceros is hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

20. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 06:05 PM

Nov 2019

Who's there?

Bison.

Bison who?

Bison Girl Scout Cookies?

underpants

(182,628 posts)

52. What did the buffalo say to his boy as he left for school?

Reply to red dog 1 (Reply #20)

Sun Dec 29, 2019, 05:43 PM

Dec 2019

Bison

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

21. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Nov 27, 2019, 06:12 PM

Nov 2019

Who's there?

Robin

Robin who?

Robin YOU, now hand over the cash!

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

22. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Nov 29, 2019, 08:33 PM

Nov 2019

Who's there?

Trump

Trump who?

Trump the volume, I love this song"

MissMillie

(38,533 posts)

23. Sure. You start. (n/t)

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Nov 29, 2019, 10:32 PM

Nov 2019

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

24. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Nov 30, 2019, 07:57 PM

Nov 2019

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold as hell out here!

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

25. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Dec 1, 2019, 07:39 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Baby Owl

Baby Owl who?

Baby Owl see you later

krispos42

(49,445 posts)

26. Knock knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Dec 1, 2019, 08:16 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there??

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?!?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there!?!

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?

Ba-dum tsss.

Thank you folks, don't forget to try the chicken masala, and show some appreciation for the waitstaff!

nolabear

(41,936 posts)

27. Knock knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Dec 2, 2019, 01:04 AM

Dec 2019

Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

An oldie but a goodie...😄

skypilot

(8,851 posts)

75. LOL

Reply to nolabear (Reply #27)

Tue Jan 28, 2020, 08:02 PM

Jan 2020

Excellent. I like it.

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

30. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Dec 2, 2019, 07:51 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Bed!

Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

31. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Dec 3, 2019, 05:59 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Spell

Spell who?

Well, okay: W.H.O.

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

32. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Dec 5, 2019, 08:39 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Mary and Abby

Mary and Abby who?

Mary Christmas and a Abby new year!

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

33. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Dec 6, 2019, 09:19 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Ice Cream

Ice Cream who?

Ice Cream if you don't let me in!

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

34. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Dec 10, 2019, 04:50 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Bed

Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

35. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Dec 11, 2019, 08:21 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

WORLD'S BIGGEST LIAR!

World's Biggest Liar who?

Donald Trump!

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

36. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Dec 12, 2019, 05:00 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Nunya

Nunya who?

Nunya Business

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

37. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Dec 13, 2019, 06:37 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

King Tut

King Tut who?

King tucky fried chicken

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

38. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Dec 14, 2019, 05:46 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Jahoba Witt

Jahoba Witt who?

Jahoba Witness, we'd like to talk to you about the Lord!

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

39. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Dec 17, 2019, 05:29 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Goat

Goat who?

Goat on a limb and open the door.

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

40. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Dec 19, 2019, 04:21 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor Who?

That was a great TV show, wasn't it?

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

41. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Dec 19, 2019, 10:28 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

Cows go 'moo, not who.

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

42. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Dec 20, 2019, 04:42 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Yorkies

Yorkies who?

Yorkies don't fit in the lock, open the door"

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

43. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Dec 21, 2019, 08:27 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Aladdin

Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

44. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Dec 22, 2019, 07:25 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here!"

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

45. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Dec 24, 2019, 09:09 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Mustache

Mustache who?

Mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

46. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Dec 25, 2019, 07:42 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Carrie

Carrie who?

Carrie on with what you're doing, I'm at the wrong door."

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

47. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Dec 27, 2019, 08:52 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

You Know!

You Know Who?

Exactly!

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

48. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Dec 28, 2019, 08:04 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Figs

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

R B Garr

(16,950 posts)

49. Knock knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Dec 29, 2019, 12:47 AM

Dec 2019

Who’s there?

Dwayne

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning.

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

50. Why are there no "Knock Knock" jokes about America?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Dec 29, 2019, 05:17 PM

Dec 2019

Because freedom rings.

underpants

(182,628 posts)

53. Love that one

Reply to red dog 1 (Reply #50)

Sun Dec 29, 2019, 05:45 PM

Dec 2019

SeattleVet

(5,477 posts)

51. Would it be morally wrong...

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Dec 29, 2019, 05:28 PM

Dec 2019

to tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless person?

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

55. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Dec 30, 2019, 10:19 PM

Dec 2019

Who's there?

Jesus

Jesus who?

How many do you know?

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

56. "Knock, Knock"

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Dec 31, 2019, 04:34 PM

Dec 2019

"Who's there?"

"Hal"

"Hal who?"

"Hal will you know if you don't open the door?"

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

57. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Jan 2, 2020, 06:03 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

58. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2020, 06:25 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

Judo

Judo who?

What, Judo know?

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

59. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 5, 2020, 09:06 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

Spell

Spell who?

Okay, W H O

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

60. Know any good Christmas jokes?

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Jan 6, 2020, 10:46 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

Gorilla

Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm starving!

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

61. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2020, 07:37 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

Elvis

Elvis who?

Elvis has left the building.

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

62. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Jan 9, 2020, 04:50 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

Shuran

Shuran who?

Shuran it's a fine day to be Irish!

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

63. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2020, 08:28 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

Bed

Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

64. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jan 11, 2020, 02:21 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

Tank

Tank who?

You're welcome!

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

65. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Jan 12, 2020, 08:00 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

Noah

Noah who?

Noah good place to eat around here?

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

66. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Mon Jan 13, 2020, 09:06 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

Adore

Adore who?

Adore is between us, open up!

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

67. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Jan 14, 2020, 04:31 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks, I'll have some peanuts"

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

68. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Jan 15, 2020, 04:54 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

Luke

Luke who?

Luke through the peephole and find out!

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

69. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2020, 07:37 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

Alexia

Alexia who?

Alexia again to open this door!"

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

70. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Jan 17, 2020, 04:26 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

A broken pencil

A broken pencil who?

Never mind..It's pointless.

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)

71. knock knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Jan 21, 2020, 05:10 PM

Jan 2020

who's there?

Etch

Etch who?

Bless you!

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

72. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Jan 22, 2020, 05:22 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don't open up this door!"

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

73. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Jan 25, 2020, 07:27 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

Nuisance

Nuisance who?

What's nuisance yesterday?

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

74. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Jan 28, 2020, 05:59 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

Zany

Zany who?

Zany body home?

handmade34

(22,756 posts)

76. knock, knock (to my kids)

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Jan 28, 2020, 08:06 PM

Jan 2020

who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
oh, I love you too!!

PJMcK

(21,998 posts)

78. Here's a slightly off-color one

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Jan 28, 2020, 09:58 PM

Jan 2020

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Butch, Jimmy and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy and Joe who?

Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss and let's Joe!

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

79. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Jan 31, 2020, 07:25 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

Lion

Lion who?

Lion on your doorstep, open up!

sakabatou

(42,141 posts)

80. Knock knock!

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Fri Jan 31, 2020, 11:27 PM

Jan 2020

Who's there?

*slams the door on the person's face* The door!

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

81. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Feb 1, 2020, 09:47 PM

Feb 2020

Who's there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you going to let me in?

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

82. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Feb 2, 2020, 08:50 PM

Feb 2020

Who's there?

Mikey

Mikey who?

Mikey got lost, open up!

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

83. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Feb 5, 2020, 06:46 PM

Feb 2020

Who's there?

Yacht

Yacht who?

Yacht to know me by now, let me in.

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

84. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sat Feb 8, 2020, 08:07 PM

Feb 2020

Who's there?

To

To who?

No, it's to whom!

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

85. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Sun Feb 16, 2020, 05:42 PM

Feb 2020

Who's there?

Vote Blue No Matter

Vote Blue No Matter Who?

Absolutely...Trump must be defeated!

red dog 1

(27,781 posts)

86. Knock Knock

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Tue Mar 3, 2020, 08:39 PM

Mar 2020

Who's there?

Gorilla

Gorilla who?

Gorilla me a hamburger!

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