Best order confirmation ever......
Placed an order yesterday with a company that will remain nameless, this was the email response this morning....too cute!
Heartstrings, your order has shipped!
Your order of ****** was gently pulled by our team of experts and placed on a gold-trimmed pillow stuffed with the finest fibers known to man. Then, a team of six inspectors examined it under a magnifying glass, ensuring it was in perfect condition.
Once the inspection was complete, our veteran polisher (he was previously employed at the Tower of London, where he was responsible for polishing the Queen’s jewels) polished it as a quiet hush fell over the warehouse. “This package is getting shipped to Heartstrings” he whispered. “Take good care of it.”
We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at ******.In celebration, we have placed your name on our wall under the title “World’s Best Customer” and assigned you a dedicated parking spot right upfront. We’ve also hired a pilot to skywrite “Heartstrings Rocks!” above the Golden Gate Bridge. Thank you for supporting ******!!
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