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red dog 1

(27,792 posts)
Wed Sep 25, 2019, 04:28 PM Sep 2019

Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 26

Last edited Thu Nov 28, 2019, 08:44 PM - Edit history (10)

1) "There was shrinkage!" (answered)

2) "Is there any way the package could have survived?" (answered)

3) "Can it core a apple?" (answered)

4) "I'm coming to join you, Elizabeth!" (answered)

5) "We're just two assholes lost in the woods!" *answered)

6) "Mayonnaise! MAYONNAISE!"

7) "They made fun of me at the senior center" (answered)

8) "I just live here...I don't have anything to do with the dead people." (answered)

9) "It's Crazy Joe Devola!" (answered)

10) "He Marvin Gayed his own nephew!" (answered)

11) "I think I'm Jewish"

12) "Mr. Kramer, he's only an innocent primate" (answered)

13) "Big steps and little 'uns"

14) "He took..it out!" (answered)

15) "Always bet on the black, Jack!"

16) "If you don't know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly." (answered)

17) "My daughter just ran off with your ragamuffin son!" (answered)

18) "Plant your feet firmly on the ground...Address the ball." (answered)

19) "Who died and made you T-Bone Walker?" (answered)

20) "My list isn't dumb, Randy!" (answered)

21) "Let's go buy a boat!"

22) "I need SHOES!" (answered)

23) "I got a great idea for a cologne...The Beach!" (answered)

24) "You don't shit where you eat...And you really don't shit where I eat!"

25) "Oh my God! My Tivo thinks I'm gay!" (answered)

26) "You know, Dick, when life gives you lemons, you shut up and eat the damn lemons!" (answered)

27) "Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?"

28) "Hey, Crabman!" (answered)

29) "OK, what's the difference between a Mexican and an octopus?"

30) "Nobody squeals like Ned Beatty!"

31) "Those who want respect, give respect!"

32) "I don't mean to panic anyone, but the Calamari has been infested with baby squid!" (answered)

33) "And I should have fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't!" (answered)

34) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"

35) "Ain't got no spleen, Gene!"

36) "Why don't you get a life, Rick?..Why don't you go to community college like Julian here?"

37) "He's a 'popcorn'."
(F/X series)

38) "I'm the chef of the future!"

39) "It's bad luck to take advice from a crazy person"

40) "I lie every second of the day...My whole life is a sham!"

41) "Harry, I need you to drive me downtown"

42) "And let the good news be yours!"

43) "Cigarettes could kill me; and so could Donnie Jones!"

44) "Guns don't kill people..Physics kill people!"

45) "I know you..Aren't you the old man who got me fired from the Java Hut?"

46) "I'm Carl Hickey, and I need your vote!"

47) "Anita Pallone, that's my mother's name!"

48) "Schmock! Schmock!" (answered)

49) "Sir, that's not my hat!"

50) "OK Mr. Solomon, it's time to finger your perp!" (answered)

51) "Why do we have to sit so close to the kitchen?..Is it because we're black?"

52) "How was the Junior Chipmunks meeting, Dear?"

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Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 26 (Original Post) red dog 1 Sep 2019 OP
1)Seinfeld 14)Seinfeld 16)Breaking Bad dewsgirl Sep 2019 #1
Ding! Ding! Ding! red dog 1 Sep 2019 #6
4) - Sanford and Son Moostache Sep 2019 #2
Yeah, I threw in an easy one there red dog 1 Sep 2019 #7
40) - The Apprentice (or Trump every day???) (n/t) Moostache Sep 2019 #3
It does sound like 'Fuckface Von Klownstick" doesn't it. red dog 1 Sep 2019 #8
18) The Honeymooners Brother Buzz Sep 2019 #4
The Honeymooners it is! red dog 1 Sep 2019 #9
Hint: The person said it to Harry Carey Jr. (and others) on a TV serial Brother Buzz Sep 2019 #12
I still have no idea who it might have been red dog 1 Sep 2019 #13
48 is the Steve Allen Show. Wolf Frankula Sep 2019 #5
You got it, Wolf! red dog 1 Sep 2019 #10
"I'm the High Commander!" red dog 1 Sep 2019 #11
TRFTS. Sorry to abbreviate. 58Sunliner Oct 2019 #64
"No soup for you!" red dog 1 Sep 2019 #14
"I lost my shoe!" red dog 1 Sep 2019 #15
8. Six Feet Under? backtoblue Sep 2019 #16
Correctamundo! red dog 1 Sep 2019 #17
"As the oldest member of this crew, I feel it's my duty to inform you all that this planet both red dog 1 Sep 2019 #18
Futuramma surrealAmerican Oct 2019 #21
Nope! red dog 1 Oct 2019 #22
TRFTS 58Sunliner Oct 2019 #57
You got it! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #118
"Sally, you are now Senior Security Officer!" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #19
Third Rock From The Sun. 58Sunliner Oct 2019 #52
Yessiree! red dog 1 Oct 2019 #54
"How was Boca, Uncle June?" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #20
"And bring some shoes!" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #23
"You never heard of Bozo the Clown?" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #24
"Cigarettes could kill me, and so could Donnie Jones!" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #25
"It takes a village; I know because I lived in a village." Tikki Oct 2019 #26
# 3 is "Honeymooners" MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2019 #27
Yes to both red dog 1 Oct 2019 #29
Is # 2 The Sopranos? MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2019 #28
Yes it is! red dog 1 Oct 2019 #30
"He's a bad man...He's a very bad man!" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #31
Babu! Seinfeld. catbyte Oct 2019 #34
BABU BHAT: "You bad man! You very very bad man!" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #37
... catbyte Oct 2019 #38
Lol red dog 1 Oct 2019 #50
Twilight Zone? 58Sunliner Oct 2019 #58
No, it was a Seinfeld line red dog 1 Oct 2019 #62
Twilight line was "you're a bad man, you're a very bad man". 58Sunliner Oct 2019 #66
"Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #32
Mary Tyler Moore. 58Sunliner Oct 2019 #60
Nope red dog 1 Oct 2019 #76
WKRP?? Alliepoo Oct 2019 #79
That's the one! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #119
WKRP? Alliepoo Oct 2019 #80
see reply # 119 red dog 1 Nov 2019 #120
12: Seinfeld when Kramer had a feud with a chimp. 😂 23: Seinfeld again catbyte Oct 2019 #33
Ding! Ding! Ding! red dog 1 Oct 2019 #36
"You can stuff your sorries in a sack." catbyte Oct 2019 #35
"Anybody that goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined!" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #39
"Incoming message from the Big Giant Head!" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #40
TRFTS. 58Sunliner Oct 2019 #53
Third Rock it is. red dog 1 Oct 2019 #56
"This is the sweetest, most justified kidnapping I've ever seen." red dog 1 Oct 2019 #41
"Honey, if I wanted a doctor in the family, I would have made a boy!" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #42
"Hey there Ralphie boy!" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #43
The Honeymooners MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2019 #47
You got it! red dog 1 Oct 2019 #49
"Elvis is charging!!" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #44
In Living Color? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #103
Correctamundo! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #117
"Dr. Solomon, I've never seen you with a turtleneck before!" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #45
TRFTS 58Sunliner Oct 2019 #55
Yes! red dog 1 Oct 2019 #59
I like that show. 58Sunliner Oct 2019 #65
Are # 5 and # 6 from "The Sopranos"? MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2019 #46
Yes they are. red dog 1 Oct 2019 #48
"I got a tattoo of Moses parting the Red Sea on my bottom..Wanna' see it?" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #51
50-TRFTS 58Sunliner Oct 2019 #61
Yes! red dog 1 Oct 2019 #63
Yes indeed! red dog 1 Oct 2019 #85
17, 19, & 26 are from "Third Rock From the Sun" MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2019 #67
Ding! Ding! Ding! red dog 1 Oct 2019 #73
Is 10 from "The Sopranos"? MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2019 #68
It is red dog 1 Oct 2019 #74
Is 5 from "The Sopranos"? MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2019 #69
Yes red dog 1 Oct 2019 #75
Is 52 from "Leave It To Beaver"? MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2019 #70
Nope red dog 1 Oct 2019 #72
"Hey, Crabman!" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #71
Ward don't you think you were a little hard on the doc03 Oct 2019 #77
It was a real line. red dog 1 Oct 2019 #82
What a revolten development this is. nt doc03 Oct 2019 #78
Wasn't that from "Life of Reilly"? red dog 1 Oct 2019 #83
That was The Life of Riley that ran from 1953-58 on TV. The first TV shows I remember doc03 Oct 2019 #86
"Since when Mendocino Oct 2019 #81
Breaking Bad? red dog 1 Nov 2019 #127
Yes Mendocino Nov 2019 #128
"Any mail for me, gorgeous?" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #84
WKRP? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #98
Yes! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #116
"Have you ever savored the epicurean delight of fresh octopus?" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #87
MASH Angleae Nov 2019 #88
Yes! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #91
Is 20 from My Name is Earl? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #89
Yes! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #92
"Hold the water!" MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #90
"Please, Margaret, let me cut you open!" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #93
MASH Angleae Nov 2019 #94
Yes! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #95
"Well, you're as pretty as any of them..You just need a nose job." red dog 1 Nov 2019 #96
Seinfeld? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #97
Correctamundo! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #115
Is 25 from "King of Queens"? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #99
You got it! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #107
Is 22 "Married with Children"? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #100
Yes it is! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #108
"He's a nut!" LakeArenal Nov 2019 #101
"Cigarettes could kill me, and so could Donnie Jones!" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #102
"Mulva!" MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #104
Seinfeld red dog 1 Nov 2019 #106
"Sammy Davis Jr. was in my cab, and he left his briefcase!" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #105
All in the Family? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #110
Yes indeed! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #114
"Maybe it's a tweaker urban legend" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #109
"One thing about being a cabbie is that you don't have to worry about MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #111
"He's my pot dealer" MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #112
"Tommy, I need you to drive me downtown" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #113
"Elaine, can you keep a secret?' red dog 1 Nov 2019 #121
"I'm not in danger, Skyler, I'm the danger!" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #122
"You're not gonna believe this..The guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians..He was an interior decorator." MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #123
28 is "My Name is Earl" MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #124
Correct! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #125
"I lost my shoe!" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #126
32 is Third Rock From the Sun, I think. MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #129
It is! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #131
I think number 33 is The Sopranos MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #130
You got it! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #132
"He's from Barcelona!" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #133

Moostache

(9,895 posts)
2. 4) - Sanford and Son
Wed Sep 25, 2019, 04:36 PM
Sep 2019

Redd Foxx signature line on that show....

"This is it....the big one....I'm coming to join you Elizabeth!!!"

red dog 1

(27,792 posts)
8. It does sound like 'Fuckface Von Klownstick" doesn't it.
Sat Sep 28, 2019, 08:37 PM
Sep 2019

(Not The Apprentice.....but a very, very popular sit-com)

Brother Buzz

(36,412 posts)
4. 18) The Honeymooners
Wed Sep 25, 2019, 06:31 PM
Sep 2019

"Hello Ball!"

............................

Who said, "Well, I'll be a blue-nosed gopher!"?

red dog 1

(27,792 posts)
10. You got it, Wolf!
Sat Sep 28, 2019, 08:43 PM
Sep 2019

A few months after graduating from high school, a friend and I drove from San Francisco to La La Land, mainly to see if we could get in to see The Steve Allen Show, (Vine Street Playhouse), thinking it wouldn't be so hard to do so.
When we got there, a big sign said "Three Months Waiting List" (to be in the audience)

Bummer!

red dog 1

(27,792 posts)
18. "As the oldest member of this crew, I feel it's my duty to inform you all that this planet both
Mon Sep 30, 2019, 06:21 PM
Sep 2019

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wipes and sucks in that order!"

red dog 1

(27,792 posts)
22. Nope!
Sat Oct 5, 2019, 08:41 PM
Oct 2019

Hint: It's from the same TV show as post # 19. (Below this one)

It's also the same show as # 19 at the top of this thread.

catbyte

(34,367 posts)
33. 12: Seinfeld when Kramer had a feud with a chimp. 😂 23: Seinfeld again
Sun Oct 13, 2019, 05:24 PM
Oct 2019

7: King of Queens? It sounds like something Jerry Stiller would say.

red dog 1

(27,792 posts)
59. Yes!
Wed Oct 23, 2019, 07:38 PM
Oct 2019

Nina said that to Dick, who was with Harry, at a party.
Dick didn't know what a "turtleneck" was and he replied, "Oh, that's Harry!"

doc03

(35,324 posts)
77. Ward don't you think you were a little hard on the
Sat Oct 26, 2019, 05:45 PM
Oct 2019

beaver last night. I don't know if this was a real line but have heard it was.

doc03

(35,324 posts)
86. That was The Life of Riley that ran from 1953-58 on TV. The first TV shows I remember
Wed Oct 30, 2019, 08:28 PM
Oct 2019

were the Life of Riley and Dave Garraway and his side kick J. Fred Mugs. I remember watching Dave Garraway in the mornings
after a snow hoping for school to be canceled.

red dog 1

(27,792 posts)
91. Yes!
Sat Nov 2, 2019, 08:07 PM
Nov 2019

It was Charles moaning to Col. Potter about being stuck in a Mash unit instead of being back in Tokyo.

I think Potter's response was something like:
"I don't eat anything that clings to the plate"

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