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When five or so, I believed my aunt Faye when she told me that bad little boys were sent to the pickle factory where they were turned into good little girls.
I stayed out of trouble for a couple of days, but I didnt eat pickles for several years!
angstlessk
(11,862 posts)cats were girls.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)lapucelle
(18,252 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Aristus
(66,327 posts)Because when the sun shone through the window, there was always all this dust floating around in the beam.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,681 posts)Floyd R. Turbo
(26,546 posts)Butterflylady
(3,543 posts)We lived next to country club and every day he would pick up golf balls that were over the stone fence into the street. And yes he said they would explode. Made a nice little side line selling them back to golfers.
dhill926
(16,337 posts)what the hell....
RockRaven
(14,962 posts)I wonder how wide spread that one was...
dameatball
(7,397 posts)My then 11-12 year old brother was laying on the couch whittling at the cover of a golf ball with a pocketknife when the pressure inside sprayed some kind of white stuff into his eye and onto his face....as well as onto one of the ceiling beams a good eight feet above the floor where he was sitting. Fortunately the foreign substance washed out of his eye and no real damage done. But there is some substance behind this tale.
And, yes, after it was determined that he was not injured he had some "splainin" to do.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)And it would indeed come shooting out of there.
Coventina
(27,114 posts)Never did find one.
Otherwise, I'd be there right now.
Moostache
(9,895 posts)You bet your ass I would be in it right now and refuse to come back until Trumpy clump was evicted from 1600 PA. Ave. or planet Earth...whichever comes first!
mercuryblues
(14,531 posts)with my younger sister. I also learned about kangaroos and how they kept their babies in a pouch. I insisted that she was going to have a baby kangaroo.
Coventina
(27,114 posts)mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Good one!
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I heard that Mikey from the Life cereal commercial died that way. I totally fell for it.
According to Snopes, this was not true and little Mikey is now an adult, alive and well and working in advertising.
wryter2000
(46,039 posts)That children were born like angels with wings, but the doctor cut them off. For a while I was pissed I didn't get to keep my wings. After a while, I figured that couldn't be true. It was weird because my mother almost never said anything that wasn't true.
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)wryter2000
(46,039 posts)I wasn't big on metaphor. I'm still not.
Coventina
(27,114 posts)I never could find a reference to it any other place or on a map.
Fun fact: I'm a terrible poker player. I remember I ended a hand once by humming "We Three Kings"
Drat!
Cousin Dupree
(1,866 posts)elleng
(130,876 posts)There a Rose SUCHAK LADDER!!!!
RobinA
(9,888 posts)Also, because my mother was a nurse and my father a doctor I thought you had to marry the other gender version of whatever your job was. I couldn't figure out who a teacher would marry, because all my teachers were female (this was the early '60's) and I didn't know what the male version of a teacher was.
applegrove
(118,633 posts)wasn't a song about what farm animals eat "mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy, kids eat ivy too wouldn't you?"
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)CatMor
(6,212 posts)as a child I thought if you weren't a Catholic you would burn in hell forever when you died. I was so upset for my non-catholic friends.
rurallib
(62,410 posts)that took a while getting over.
The first crack in the wall was eating some meat one Friday night and not dying and going to hell.
I was afraid to have non-catholic friends......
CatMor
(6,212 posts)waiting until 12:01 AM to eat a hamburger I always seemed to have a craving for on Friday.
LibDemAlways
(15,139 posts)eat meat on Friday, even though that rule went by the wayside years ago -- except during Lent, of course. So many rules. No wonder there are so many ex-Catholics.
CatMor
(6,212 posts)I remember another ridiculous rule when women had to wear a hat or scarf when going into the chirch.
LibDemAlways
(15,139 posts)invited to attend a wedding at a nondenominational chapel and my parents insisted we stand just outside because going in would be a sin. Such BS and so disrespectful to the couple.
CatMor
(6,212 posts)hunter
(38,311 posts)My wife's Catholic cousin, our age, married a Lutheran in a Lutheran Church that same year and it was a huge issue among older Catholic friends and relatives. Many did not attend.
That generation has passed.
My grandfather boycotted our wedding not because it was Catholic but because men in his white wild west family didn't marry, in his own words, "Mexican girls." To his credit he got over it.
The only religion my family had any outwards antipathy towards was Mormons, which wasn't a problem at weddings because Mormons didn't allow anyone to attend who wasn't Mormon.
My parents have diverse friends and family. One thing I learned as a child was how to be respectful and not uncomfortable in other people's places of worship.
Within our own family it wasn't that way at all. Religious Holidays, especially Christmas, were often times of intense religious warfare, mostly between those who would celebrate it, and those who would not. Either way was the path to hell.
LibDemAlways
(15,139 posts)attending a wedding involving a Catholic outside of the Church is still a hot topic of debate. I've seen responses even urging parents not to attend as it is condoning an "invalid" marriage. Apparently the official doctrine is that once you are a baptized Catholic, you are a Catholic for life and the only valid marriage you can enter into is one taking place in a Catholic church...unless you jump through a series of special circumstance hoops and receive a dispensation from a bishop. My dad used to say that the clergy responsible for all these rules had a lot of time on their hands.
MiniMe
(21,714 posts)Spent a lot of time digging a hole in a neighbors yard. Got pretty deep for a 6 year old
Bayard
(22,062 posts)mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)flor-de-jasmim
(2,125 posts)mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)Other than that I can't think of anything dumb I believed aside from things like 'going to heaven/hell when you die' and other closely-related 'stuff' ... that I outgrew by the time I was 11 or 12.
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)Before I started Kindergarten, I liked to watch The Price Is Right. My favorite game was he mountain climber. A little man goes up a mountain and if the contestant sucks at bidding, it falls off the top. I thought when it made the crash it was falling out the back of the TV and I'd go looking for it in the heat vent behind he TV.
Cousin Dupree
(1,866 posts)LakeArenal
(28,817 posts)IcyPeas
(21,863 posts)ploppy
(2,162 posts)I can still hear my mom telling me that one!
MontanaMama
(23,313 posts)if I dangled it off the bed at night...I knew it wasnt true but why take the chance?
yardwork
(61,599 posts)MontanaMama
(23,313 posts)😳
yardwork
(61,599 posts)lapucelle
(18,252 posts)Who the heck was he to get his own republic?
LakeArenal
(28,817 posts)😳
Midnight Writer
(21,751 posts)LakeArenal
(28,817 posts)Ohiogal
(31,987 posts)that if I ate a watermelon seed a watermelon plant would grow inside my stomach.
Not that I wanted to eat a seed, but I made extra sure I never swallowed one by accident!
Now all the watermelons you find these days are the seedless kind.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)We buy a few during the season, from the local market. But I have noticed seedless
in the chain stores.Not fond of them.
The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)And Mama Cass lived around the corner. In my defence the woman around the coroner's last name was Cass, and people called her Mama Cass. But, I thought it was THE Mama Cass.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)He was adamant about it, too.
sdfernando
(4,931 posts)Maybe he saw dead people.
True Dough
(17,303 posts)a madman would run the country while espousing that we should build a wall along the southern border. He'd talk of building a Space Force. He'd befriend despots around the world. He'd refer to himself as the "Chosen One".
Crazy stuff, huh?
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,834 posts)Because
1) If I had no idea then how could my parents?
2) Those little arrow lights on the dashboard always flashed to tell mom and dad which way to turn. Post hoc ergo propter hoc.
Kids whose parents weren't so considerate about using turn signals would not have drawn this conclusion.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)lapucelle
(18,252 posts)Her kids thought all sets of parents had to have the same name.
BarbaRosa
(2,684 posts)so I thought all parents had a derivative of the same name.
RockRaven
(14,962 posts)Why 7 years? I don't know, but that's what "everyone" said.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)Not accustomed to palm trees where I lived, I looked outside our hotel window and saw several palm trees. It also happened to be in middle of a fierce thunderstorm.
So I somehow put two and two together and.....assumed palm trees were responsible for causing thunder.
dem4decades
(11,283 posts)Niagara
(7,605 posts)I believed that I was purchased at a store, so I asked my mom what store she had bought me at. I had imagined kids standing around like mannequins with string price tag around their wrists.
To this day, I feel that I wasn't that far off base with this theory. Even before starting kindergarten, I got the concept that when one needed shoes, clothing, groceries, or gas for the car that it was purchased. I even watched mom pay the babysitter. I couldn't figure it out because when we went shopping, there wasn't any kids for sale in the store.
Doc_Technical
(3,526 posts)they were moved by the landing gear.
I figured there were drive shafts going down the
landing gear struts to drive the main landing
gear wheels.
LAS14
(13,783 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,681 posts)But the engines aren't connected to the wheels. The wheels just roll because thrust from the engines (or just one engine; sometimes they taxi on one engine to save fuel) propels the plane forward, just not fast enough to make it fly.
LAS14
(13,783 posts)to me!!!
Thanks!
LAS
walkingman
(7,606 posts)Runningdawg
(4,516 posts)My first attempt at suicide was at age 10 when I snuck into a Catholic church. I sat there and cried for an hour because it wasn't true.
LibDemAlways
(15,139 posts)a car with a pool in it.
Watchfoxheadexplodes
(3,496 posts)Playing in fire would make you pee the bed.
emmaverybo
(8,144 posts)American and Russia 3) when you got fired, your employers did some kind of a ritual involving actual fire, like chasing you out the door with lighted matches or something 4) Santa Claus really liked milk and cookies in the wee hours of the morning because on Xmas day they were gone. 5) that if you ducked under your desk and held tight, you could be safe from a nuclear bomb.
klook
(12,154 posts)like losing a job would involve some kind of Game of Thrones type ritual humiliation.
More often than not, the firee is skipping out the door, a burden lifted, while their beleaguered co-workers are hunched over at their desks, secretly envious of the victims new-found freedom.
emmaverybo
(8,144 posts)OilemFirchen
(7,143 posts)Around these parts, legend has it that the term "getting fired" referred to then NCR (National Cash Register) owner John Patterson discharging an employee - letting him know by setting fire to his desk on the company lawn. That employee, BTW, was Thomas Watson, later the head of IBM.
Top 10 Worst Bosses
emmaverybo
(8,144 posts)Wawannabe
(5,656 posts)Fought alligators and walked uphill both ways to school. 🙄
dawg day
(7,947 posts)Oh, and that prayer would make my soon-to-be sibling a girl (Sorry, little bro... I wanted a little sis).
mbusby
(823 posts)...telling me that if I didn't stop doing what I was doing, she would rip off my arm and beat me with the bloody end of it.
asiliveandbreathe
(8,203 posts)Oh dear....
LAS14
(13,783 posts)... things it was best not to test.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,681 posts)Dragonflies scared me. Now I think they're cool.
marked50
(1,366 posts)And what was with "party" lines. I never saw a party when people were on them.
backtoblue
(11,343 posts)I'd grow melons in my tummy
WestLosAngelesGal
(268 posts)... wine.
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Texasgal
(17,045 posts)face my Mom told me it would freeze like that.
zanana1
(6,112 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)if they told a fib. Thus, when they were so inclined, they'd cover their nose to hide their indiscretion!
50 Shades Of Blue
(9,983 posts)stonecutter357
(12,695 posts)John Fante
(3,479 posts)for repairs and whatnot. 😂
Shrek
(3,977 posts)And should be used to predict the future by asking people yes or no questions about stuff that might happen.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,681 posts)klook
(12,154 posts)in the woods near the lake our family often visited. My sister and I would actually see them, just disappearing underground as we approached.
I also believed that all kinds of exotic sea creatures might appear at the shore at the beach where we vacationed in summer, if only one were there at the right time. Ten-foot-long sawfish, hammerhead sharks, those weird bottom-of-the-sea fish with rows of glowing lights along their sides and alluring appendages sprouting from their foreheads to help them catch prey these could show up, and did, right where I waded and swam every day.
madaboutharry
(40,209 posts)dameatball
(7,397 posts)OilemFirchen
(7,143 posts)One day my dad's cousin and family paid a visit from their home in Mexico City, wearing cheesy tourist sombreros and sarapes. I hid in my bedroom closet for what seemed an eternity, before my mom was able to convince me that I was safe.
LibDemAlways
(15,139 posts)on my own daughter when she was little. In response to "Where did you get me?" I spun the tale of the baby store. She was the cutest baby and at checkout the clerk scanned her rear end! Eventually, my smart daughter caught on, but it was fun while it lasted.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Just the other day, one of my sons told me about how he believed, for years, some bullshit that I made up right on the spot. I think it was that eating alfalfa sprouts will make hair grow on your chest, or some such nonsense.
The BEST, however, was when one of my boys saw a confederate flag and asked me what it is. I told him:
"Oh, that's the universal symbol of stupid people. If you're really stupid, the government makes you carry one of those around with you, so that everyone will know you're stupid."
Okay, so, I totally forgot about ever saying that. It was just some spur-of-the moment bullshit.
Months later, we are driving along some back roads on a warm summer day with the windows down. I stop at a stop sign, and my youngest son excitedly starts pointing at a driveway, and shouting:
"HEY, LOOK! THAT GUY HAS THE UNIVERSAL SYMBOL OF STUPID PEOPLE ALL OVER HIS TRUCK!!!!"
Oh, dear, Lord...
Kali
(55,007 posts)consider_this
(2,203 posts)???
So this was a story a pal told me - who was a big Detroit Tigers fan growing up. She loved AL Kaline. Imagine her delight at a young age when she discovered they now sell Al Kaline batteries!
Danmel
(4,913 posts)You would get sucked out and die. Since I grew up in NYC, we traveled through tunnels frequently. I always lobbied for using the bridge.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Gidney N Cloyd
(19,834 posts)Freddie
(9,265 posts)Photos of human embryos and fetuses in various stages of development. Fascinating stuff. My parents made sure we saw it to teach us the facts of life, I was about 8. The baby grows in moms belly, etc. Not a word about a man having anything to do with it, so I just thought that at a certain age a woman grew a baby in her belly. I look a lot like my mom so I overheard a family friend saying I didnt look much like my dad and I just thought, why would I?
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)Then I remember the confusion after the first sex ed class: Okay, so the sperm meets the egg, but how does it get....oh, now I get it.
sdfernando
(4,931 posts)Who knew...so that is where pickles come from!
Laffy Kat
(16,377 posts)I was never told that but a friend of mine was and it creeped me the hell out. Still does.
akraven
(1,975 posts)Died from eating poison mushooms
.blush....
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,490 posts)I toted to church three times a week as a kid. Took me into my late 40s to realize otherwise.
We were never taught that the Baptist church was the only true religion but it was suggested that...
* Catholics were all sinners 'cause they drank and danced in church and spoke in tongues,
* Jews were all going to hell 'cause they didn't believe in Jesus, and
* Methodists and Presbyterians were skating on thin ice 'cause we thought they did funny stuff in the church basement.
My, how me and the times have changed.......
Kali
(55,007 posts)bluecollar2
(3,622 posts)That you could cure athlete's foot by peeing on your feet...
That cracked me up...dont know how long she let that go on.
demosincebirth
(12,536 posts)sakabatou
(42,152 posts)OxQQme
(2,550 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,181 posts)...you got to be one of the people on television who actually picked the balls out of the machine.
saidsimplesimon
(7,888 posts)She told me that their were monsters in the river to keep me from tagging along. I didn't learn to swim until I was 16.
pnwest
(3,266 posts)down from fireworks. For some reason my mom wouldnt take me over to where the fireworks were shooting off so I could prove it to her...
demosincebirth
(12,536 posts)TexasBushwhacker
(20,183 posts)would dry up and fall off like his umbilical cord.
912gdm
(959 posts)So I rolled up a towel and made a nest, and sat on these damned piece of candy for a few days in the middle of the living room trying to hatch a dinosaur.
Generic Brad
(14,274 posts)During the summer we would always see fireflies on one particular road we drove at night. I noticed we never seemed to see any when we visited relatives north of us. My dad told me that was because fireflies only flew east to west.
I went three years believing that whopper.