Being airheaded

[Kaleva]

Wife and I got our very first DVD player and I went down to the store to rent a move. That evening, my wife took the DVD out of the case and handed it to me. I put it in the DVD player tried and tried to find the god***n movie but all I could get was stories about how the movie was made, interviews with the actors and trailers for upcoming movies. I was so frustrated I went out and smoked a cigarette and when I returned my wife asked me what the other DVD in the case was for. Turned out that was the one that had the movie on it.

[applegrove]

1. I used to play hearts online. I cracked a joke. Someone posted lol. I thought they were

calling me and 'absolute zero' as the math language would be exactly that: lol. I didn't think they were very nice.

[Archae]

2. LOL!

I've never done that!



(Although nowadays on DVD's there's a half-hour of promos and ads!)

[Kaleva]

3. The convenience of the WEB-TV keyless keyboard

My first access to the internet was using WEB-TV where one had a box that was hooked up to the tv, making the tv the moniter and a keyboard. One evening I was visiting relatives and I was talking about it and how I loved being able to use the keyless keyboard which allowed me to sit most anywhere in the living room where I had the system hooked up. An uncle then asked me how does one use a "keyless" keyboard. I thought for a bit then realized I meant "wireless" keyboard.